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It's Valentine's day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:40 pm
by Sir William
It's Valentine's day today members. So here is a useful tip.
Hold the penile tip against the vulval slit but do not insert it.
That w
ay, the policeman can't touch you.
When the policeman has gone, slide it in very slowly and gently to savour the moment of insertion.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:45 pm
by Willy Nilly
Why would a policeman arrest you?
This needs immediate investigation
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:56 pm
by Runaway
This doesn't sound healthy.
The Chairman needs to explain.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:55 pm
by Sir William
You could always try it, to see if it's healthy or not.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:57 pm
by Sir William
Penile insertion into some of the female orifices is a dodgy practice legally.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:22 pm
by Runaway
From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:05 pm
by Sir William
Runaway wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:22 pm
From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?
But if it was objected to (even retrospectively) you'd be in substantial trouble with the policeman.
And you would have of to give him a list of all your perversions.
And you know how long that would take.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:13 pm
by Runaway
Precisely zero seconds. I have of no perversions. Just normal deviant behaviours as taught to me by Mr Tree's online video course.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:11 pm
by Sir William
No wonder you don't gett*en any sex.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:36 pm
by Runaway
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:10 pm
by Sir William
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:12 pm
by Runaway
That's the "manufactured in Australia" logo.
Only utilised for quality items.
Unlike some of the British logos (not logo's) that mean sweet FA and promote the sale of tardy crap.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:23 pm
by Sir William
We do not manufacture tardy crap.
All of our crap is on time.
Re: It's Valentine's day
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:14 pm
by Runaway
Most of it comes from China.
Except not for the time being...