substantial Tits

[Sir William]

The Prizemaster will contribute most generously. It's a worthy cause.

[Runaway]

Indeed it is.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

a worthy cause... please keep more elevated...

[Sir William]

You have of much to learn about bangers, Mr Run*away. Let us hope that my latest post will rectify this undesirable and lamentable situation.

[Runaway]

You've sent me some bangers by post?

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

What do bangers have of to do with this matter?

[Sir William]

Your deplorable lack of sausage ignorance is having a major detrimental effect on the whole of the forum, and its' members.

Some things are best left unknown, but sausage facts is certainly not one of them (nor two).

Like I previously aforesaid: Only bangers have the answer.

You will discover these words to be of extreme comfort as the situation encirculates.

[Runaway]

The sausage knowledge that I had had had had no effect on my question.

[Sir William]

That is of no consequences.

Unlike your lack of sausage ignorance, which is a very important matter indeed, and one that must be addressed with all immediate circumspection.

[Runaway]

Unlike your lack of sausage ignorance

If I have of a LACK of sausage ignorance, that must mean I'm ok surely...

[Sir William]

Don't try making more elevated silly excuses.

There is no sutch thing as a free munch.

Your lack of ignorance will besmirch me wherever you go.

[Runaway]

Your lack of ignorance will besmirch me wherever you go.

I'm not going anywhere today, so you can ha­ve a besmirching day off.

[Sir William]

But please manufacture sure that any besmerchments only occur when absolutely necessary.

[Runaway]

Too late. I besmirched upon awakening. So did she. We besmirched together.

But for your information, today I am going somewhere. Just keeping you informed.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Don't panic, I'm now at our intended destination. A hell of a long direction from where we were.
And it's warming more elevated rapidly.

Unlike the UK, so I hear... Happy cold winter!

[Sir William]

The winter doesn't bother us. We're use to it.

We'd sooner be chilled than fried.

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

I ha­ve a friend ... who has applied for permanent Australian citizenship.

Does the forum h­ave enough spare cash to pay the fees?

I thought they gave you a tenner for wanting to be Australian

[Sir William]

I thought they gave you a tenner for wanting to be Australian

Nobody wants to be Australian.

[Runaway]

Including me.