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Ejaculate quantity

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:46 am

No, this is not the boring ancient question, "How do I increase the quantity of my ejaculate?" :duh:

I have of a theory that when gentlemen ejaculate, only 72% of the stored semen is actually ejaculated, whatever the amount stored. :?

This is so that valuable resources are always available in reserve, should an unexpected need arise. :wink: :bounce:

Perhaps Dr Ch*eery could confirm my hypothesis, as he is bound to know about this sort of thing. :yes:
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Re: Ejaculate quantity

Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:49 am

Apparently 98% of sperm are abnormal anyway, so only 2% are viable. This can be verified by looking at a cross-section of the general public...

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Re: Ejaculate quantity

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:19 pm

The viability of sperm has nothing to do with the matter. :hurry:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:29 pm

:read: Never having had the need to be a habitual wa*k*r, I have of not fully studied this unusual topic.
I suggest you contact a reputable spermatologist, or virtually any portion of stoke you may discover hanging around in your local town centre on a Saturday night. They know much more than the average quack about this..... :cantlook:
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Re: Ejaculate quantity

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:28 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:29 pm
:read: Never having had the need to be a habitual wa*k*r, I have of not fully studied this unusual topic.
This has gott*en nothing at all to do with walkin'g. :cantlook:

It concerns the ability to inseminate as many women as possible, with limited resources. :clap:

As this greatly benefits our evolutionary purposes, I feel sure that my hypothesis will be correct. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Ejaculate quantity

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:44 pm

:tant: Inseminating females is not a feat to be particularly proud of. the lowest forms of animal life on earth are adept at this process. it often results in all kinds of spurious problems and issues, undoubtedly one of the most concerning ones is the :o
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Re: Ejaculate quantity

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:47 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:44 pm
:tant: Inseminating females is not a feat to be particularly proud of.
It is as far as evolution is concerned. :yes:
the lowest forms of animal life on earth are adept at this process. it often results in all kinds of spurious problems and issues, undoubtedly one of the most concerning ones is the :o
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:terrified: :terrified: I certainly agree with you about the production of mothers-in-law, but there is an easy solution to that problem. :yes:
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