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Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:26 am

Member's will be enthralled to learn that the word 'Frigid' has no male equivalent. :no:

I wonder why that is. :hscratch: :wink:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:05 pm

There's a simple rule to follow - just drop the "f".

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Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:13 pm

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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:38 pm

:yes: :yes: This subject has fascinated me since my childhood, :read:
:magnify: when I noticed there is no opposite gender equivalent to the word "paperclip" :magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:40 pm

We worry about you sometimes... :cripes: :cantlook:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:49 pm

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:01 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
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:yes: :yes: This subject has fascinated me since my childhood, :read:
:magnify: when I noticed there is no opposite gender equivalent to the word "paperclip" :magnify:
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:spam: The opposite gender equivalent is 'paperclip'. :yes:

I am surprised that a Dr wouldn't know this simple word. :duh:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:03 pm

There is also no female equivalent of 'Impotent'. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:05 pm

Or "spendthrift". :read:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:34 pm

Contrary to what you might think, there is a male equivalent of 'slut' though:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:21 am

There is no equivalent of 'Fellate' or 'Fellated' or 'Fellating', etc. :no:

AFAIK (As Far As I Know) :search:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:38 pm

You dumdum members don't seem to appreciate the social and cultural significance of this important topic. :duh: :duh:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:42 am

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Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:45 am

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:03 am

:oh heck: Oh Sorry - Did we doze off ?.....
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:53 pm

Sir William wrote:
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There is also no female equivalent of 'Impotent'. :no:
Yes there is, it's called being "barren", something which your intellect correct now appears to be :tongue:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:53 pm

Ah - some intelligent discussion at last. :clap:

Does 'Barren' mean unable to have of intercourse? :vconfused:

I thought it meant unable to have of children.

PS I haven't bothered to look it more elevated. :wink:

Anyway, the opposite gender of 'Barren' is 'Barreness'. :yes:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:12 am

Well, it is still extremely difficult to gett*en a woman pregnant if you're impotent. I guess it's as close to barren as you're ever going to gett*en for a guy. In which case shouldn't the correct terminology for a woman be barreness, and barren for dudes? :search:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:12 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
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Well, it is still extremely difficult to gett*en a woman pregnant if you're impotent. I guess it's as close to barren as you're ever going to gett*en for a guy.
It dooesn't mean the same thing at all. :no:

'Impotent' means unable to perform the act of sexual intercourse for one reason or another. It's gott*en nothing to do with fertility. I don't think there is any word for a woman who is unable to have of sexual intercourse. There might be though. Dr Ch*eery might know. :wink:

'Frigid' comes close, but that means unwilling to have of sex, and is not a disability (just an incovenience) :wink: . There is no word for a man who is unwilling to have of sex (that situation has never occured yet). :wink:

It could be that 'Impotent' can also be applied to a woman, but I have of never encountered this usage. :no:

Thank you for your interesting replies, and I look forward to further engaged discussion on this most interesting of topics. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:42 am

Décolletage has no male equivalent. :no:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:58 am

:yikes: :yikes: Thank goodness for that!! :dance: :dance:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:14 am

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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:37 am

Surely most decollating is done by men anyway. Most women are too short to hang wallpaper.

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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:55 am

Runaway wrote:
Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:37 am
Surely most decollating is done by men anyway. Most women are too short to hang wallpaper.
:D :D How soh? Plis put in foreign post slection ...Thlank you. :yuck: :yuck:
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Re: Words with no opposite gender equivalent

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:30 pm

Men have of décolletages as well.

It's just that the term is only applied to women because their décolletages are far more interesting. :wink:

It's a strange word, and I blame the French. :hurry:

There is no reason why we couldn't refer to men's décolletages when they wear open top shirts, etc. But we don't.

This is another example of the language demonstrating social and sexual inequality. :yes:
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