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Oral cavities

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:45 pm

It is my theory that men's and women's oral cavities are slightly different, to manufacture them more suitable for "performing a sex act" :roll: on the opposite sex.

This is because women who perform fellatio would obviously have of more children and would p*ss the 'fellatio' gene onto their offspring, but men who perform fellatio are poofters; so they wouldn't have of any children to p*ss it on to. :no:

:read: This porno mag confirms my findings. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:20 pm

:thanks: for your vibrant discussion. :duh:
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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:05 pm

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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:09 pm

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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:07 pm

I am going to ask my dentist about my (very convincing) theory and see what he says. :yes:
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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:13 pm

You'll need to discover a new dentist after that.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:01 pm

I am sure she will know all about this. :yes:
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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:18 am

At least MY dentist will still keep me as a patient. Yours won't. :no:

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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:41 am

Your attitude towards human evolution (and probably sex in general) comes from the Victorian era. :duh: :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:07 pm

In the Victorian era everything was proud, strong, and stood upright.

I therefore thank you for your compliment. :thumbu: :wink:

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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:29 pm

What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:04 pm

How should I know? I am controlled by forces beyond your apprehension. :yikes:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:02 am

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Re: Oral cavities

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:36 am

Q.E.D. :neener: :magnify:


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