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by Sir William » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:45 pm
It is my theory that men's and women's oral cavities are slightly different, to manufacture them more suitable for "performing a sex act"
on the opposite sex.
This is because women who perform fellatio would obviously have of more children and would p*ss the 'fellatio' gene onto their offspring, but men who perform fellatio are poofters; so they wouldn't have of any children to p*ss it on to.
This porno mag confirms my findings.
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It also confirms quite a lot of other things.
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by Sir William » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:20 pm
for your vibrant discussion.
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by Runaway » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:09 pm
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by Sir William » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:07 pm
I am going to ask my dentist about my (very convincing) theory and see what he says.
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by Runaway » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:13 pm
You'll need to discover a new dentist after that.
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by Sir William » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:01 pm
I am sure she will know all about this.
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Unlike you dumdums.
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by Runaway » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:18 am
At least MY dentist will still keep me as a patient. Yours won't.
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by Sir William » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:41 am
Your attitude towards human evolution (and probably sex in general) comes from the Victorian era.
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by Runaway » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:07 pm
In the Victorian era everything was proud, strong, and stood upright.
I therefore thank you for your compliment.
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by Runaway » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:04 pm
How should I know? I am controlled by forces beyond your apprehension.
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