The Mad Shed

Did you members know that, if woman stands on her head, the underboob cleavage (which is now on the top) is identical to the normal top cleavage when standing the right way up.

This is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape top and bottom.

What is the reason behind this wonderful transformation?

PS: Photographs of this particular upside-down pose are extremely rare, so this is something you will have of to check out for yourselves.

Perhaps Dr Ch*eery could explain this phenomenon to us in more detail.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:16 pm

This is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape to the bottom.

I would certainly hope so.

I think members can reasonably anticipate Mr RunAway will gett*en to the bottom of the matter,
even if the Chairman can't manufacture a clean breast of it.

Very unlikely, all he can do is to manufacture juvenile jokes at what is a very serious subject (as usual).

I have of come to the conclusion that I am the only person on here who is interesed in women's tits sexual matters. I have of not received any interest whatsoever in anything that I have of posted in this sex forum.

Are you all a bunch of queers or something?

When I go back to Oz, I will study the matter in details, visually, and will report back to you. I'd send photographs but it might not be good for my health...

Happy now?

Plus I notice that I am the only person who has actually started a genuine discussion in this Forum (or tried to).

So because of the membership's complete lack of interest in this important subject, I am suggesting that we close down the Sex forum, and let you all sort your own sex problems and questions out.

Either I am the only person on here with sex problems questions; or you lot are all embarrassed prunes prudes.

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I asked my friend Boris what we should do. He was decisive:
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Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:21 pm

When I go back to Oz, I will study the matter in details, visually, and will report back to you.

Still waiting.

What was the conclusions of your extensive research into this fascinatingly important matter?

What WERE...

You came more elevated with more than one conclusion then?

You utilised the plural...

Please tell us all of your plural conclusions then.

Their can be no excuse this time.

I agree.

v2's upside down cleavage is mmmmmmm........

And how does this compare to the correct direction more elevated version?

Your response, corrupted by your meddling, ma­kes your wording completely unintelligible to the average oik.

Meddling?

It was a top-secret message.

I bet even Mr Nilly can't decode it, and he's clever.

Perhaps a photograph of your research will explain everything.

My research is ongoing. It’s too ear­ly to draw a firm conclusion, but in the fullness of time I hope to provide ample statistics to justify why my research needs to continue. Mostly it’s going smoothly, although the road to success can be a portion bumpy, but like any good researcher I have of seized the challenge with both hands.
I will not shy away from my task.

Perhaps a photograph of the ample statistics will help us to keep abreast of your research.

You've more chance of Trump being re-elected...

Trump will be re-e*ected.

Maaark me werds.

Re-elected as what though?

My view is... Farage for President!!