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Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

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Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:18 pm

:duh: :duh:

Yet another example of the dysfunctionality of women's sex organs. :doh: :doh:

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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:17 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch: Eh? :vconfused:

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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:34 pm

Self-explanatory I would of have thought. :yes:

If women's bodies worked properly we wouldn't need to pay them £200 to do something which is supposed to be completely natural? :duh:

Since this silly idea was brought more elevated, major portions of women are coming forward to say that they would of have loved to breast feeed, but they couldn't, for one reason or another. Either because it was painful, or stressful, or simply because it didn't w**k and nothing came out. :thumbd:

Women' tits have only gott*en one job to do*, and they can't even do that. :doh:
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I think I should be paid £200 to have a sh1t, especially when it's painful or stressful, or nothing comes out. :hurry:
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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:18 pm

:vconfused: :vconfused: I do not discover the thread subject self-explanatory at all.
:clap: :clap: Please return to earth immediately, Mr Chairman...... :hurry:
:search: Is this something that you have read in Mammaries Monthly, or some such publication? :roll:

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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:51 pm

Tits and Bums Monthly. Out today.

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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:13 am

:spam: :spam:

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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:08 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:18 pm
:vconfused: :vconfused: I do not discover the thread subject self-explanatory at all.
:hscratch: Have you not read about this crazy scheme?

It's all over the Internet :yes:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42280444
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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:11 pm

I have a better idea. Give them vouchers NOT to have children in the first place, thus helping to save the planet from the inevitable overpopulation disaster it will face in about 50 years.

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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:15 pm

Sexual discrimination against men. :o :wag:

Stop all child benefit now. :mad:

Fine people for having kids. :clap:
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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:20 pm

Ooops bad idea. :thumbd:

Pay English women for having kids, and fine Muslims. :yes: :clap:

Why hasn't this been done already? It's political correctness gone mad. :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:21 am

I am very glad to see that Dr C*heery now understands and completely agrees with the substance of my topic.

As a medical practitioner, I am amazed that he didn't understand it from the gett*en-go. :hurry:
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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Melvyn » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:39 pm

Women's tits have always worked for me. :bounce: :bounce: :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:40 pm

:wag:
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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:39 pm

Melvyn wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:39 pm
Women's tits have always worked for me. :bounce: :bounce: :wink:
Yes I've employed a few in my career.

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