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One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

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One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 24, 2017 3:49 am

Where do a lady's breasts disappear to when she lies down? :search:

And why do they disappear at this most inappropriate moment? :doh: :doh: :doh:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:14 am

If they didn't, you'd know they were false.

Over to the Doc for his ultimate Breast (Women's) (utilise of) Guide. :excited:

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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:53 pm

But surely it should be the false ones that disappear? :hscratch:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:03 pm

False ones are usually firmer than real ones.
I cite my experience with one Janice L. Givyerwon in my much younger days, and can assure the members of this anatomical truth. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:45 pm

:yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:48 pm

Oh so YOU knew her too? :yikes:

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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:14 pm

Not in the biblical sense. :wink:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:19 pm

:snigger:

She must have captured the rash from someone else then. :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:36 pm

Yeah probably from you. :snigger: :snigger:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:39 pm

:yikes: :bash: :bash: :bash:

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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:25 pm

I'm sorry - that was a little rash. :wink:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:26 pm

:wave: :wave:

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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:45 am

Notice how Dr Ch*eery deliberately avoids answering questions that are addressed to him. :thumbd:

Especially when they are about sex. :hurry: :hurry:

I don't think I'd want to be one of his patients. He probably gives them all a lecture about the evils of sex, and how sinful it is to indulge in such disgusting activities. :duh:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:27 pm

:bounce: :bounce: ...And then once more, perhaps he is sometimes too busy "Getting on with it" to have time to answer your strangely vacuous questions ... :bounce: :bounce:
:ho: :ho: You both have an unusually obsessive, and somewhat lavatorial fascination with the subject. :think: :think: :brightidea: Possibly you are school kids..
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:49 pm

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Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:27 pm
:bounce: :bounce: ...And then once more, perhaps he is sometimes too busy "Getting on with it" to have time to answer your strangely vacuous questions ... :bounce: :bounce:
Vacuous questions? There is nothing wrong with the search for knowledge. :wag:
:ho: :ho: You both have an unusually obsessive, and somewhat lavatorial fascination with the subject. :think: :think: :brightidea:
There you are - what did I tell you? :hurry: :duh:

Questions about sex are 'lavatorial', ie 'dirty' even though no organs of excretion were mentioned. :duh: :duh:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:04 pm

Perhaps the Doctor went to a boys-only school...

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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:09 pm

With regard to my sensible question being 'vacuous': I don't think any part of my body disappears when I lie down. :hurry:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:33 pm

:bounce: :bounce: 'Bet your Chambermaid sometimes wishes it did! :bounce: :bounce: :snigger: :snigger:

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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:37 am

:hscratch:
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Re: One for Dr Cheer*y (probably)?

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:05 pm

In view of Dr Che*ery's dismissal of this important subject as being 'juvenile' and 'lavatorial' :roll: members will be interested to learn that I shall be doing extensive research into this very important matter later this week. :bounce: :bounce:

I hope to publish my results as and when they become available. :bigthumbsup:

Your generous donations will, of course, be greatly appreciated for my undertaking this arduous task. :yes:
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