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Important Penis Warning

Post by anepictree » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:30 pm

This mornings' news from Paris concerning 24 year ancient 'Sebastien' who had three successive penis enlargement operations which failed.
In order to manufacture more elevated for the lack of success the surgeon injected the base of his patients penis with an illicit substance that has congealed and
caused fatal and definitive erectile disfunction. Please note carefully the name and address of this surgeon and follow my advice - avoid this surgeon
unless like myself you actually could utilise a little reduction in size :excited: :wink: :ho: :rofl:
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Post by anepictree » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:31 pm

P.S. for ignoramuses who might read this and misunderstand, the word penal in this article is concerning the legal system and is nothing to do with
members :yabba:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:27 pm

I'm glad to see that at least ONE other member (as well as me*) has no need of such medical trickery. :yes:

*So I'm told.

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Post by anepictree » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:39 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:27 pm
I'm glad to see that at least ONE other member (as well as me*) has no need of such medical trickery. :yes:

*So I'm told.
Yes, no need of medical trickery
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Re: Important Penis Warning

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:24 pm

Does he only do French penises? :hscratch:

I understand they are the most dysfunctional. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:47 pm

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the UK decided to do their own study.
After £250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

France, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around 2million Euros, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Post by anepictree » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:01 am

:rofl: :clap: :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:36 pm

The real purpose is to scrape the vaginal walls and gett*en rid of any competitor's sperm. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:41 pm

Competitor? :hscratch: Do you know somethintg I don't? :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:24 pm

Tell me everything you know and I'll try and w**k it out. :?
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Post by anepictree » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:42 pm

Do you w**k it out with a scraper :search:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:18 am

:?
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Post by anepictree » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:23 pm

Too much information :read:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:50 pm

It appears that the Chairman knows nothing. :?

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Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:00 am

:yes:
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Re: Important Penis Warning

Post by anepictree » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:48 pm

Phew (as we say here on the continent) Unless you are in continent rather than on :silence:

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