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New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:16 am

:announce:

This brand new Sex Forum is a special forum to discuss sex. :wink:

It has been especially introduced to assist Mr Runa*direction in his endeavours :yes:

Feel free to discuss any issues about sex (but must not contain rude words) and send us all your sex prob all your friends' sex problems. :wink: There will be big booby prizes for the best problems. :bigthumbsup:

Our resident Agony Aunt will do his best to answer all your questions. :thumbu:

We would also like to know if you have invented a new sex position that nobody else has ever thought of, or tried a new masturbation technique. :yes: :excited:

If you are a prostitute, please advertise your services on here. There is no charge, but you must include a photo (or two). :bounce: :bounce:

Please note: Posts with rude words, or unseemly content may be deleted. :wag:

PS: No poofters. :stop:

We currently have a vacancy for an Agony Aunt. If you think you can answer questions about sex, please do so.
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:10 am

Well that seems to cover all the bases as regards SEO keywords. :cantlook:

Won't be long now before we're banned. :doh: :doh: :doh:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:30 pm

:clap: :clap: :excited:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:33 pm

No pornography will be allowed. :stop:

This is a scholarly discussion forum about serious sexual matters. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:39 pm

Ok. Perhaps the learned Doctor can provide some advice for the members. :cantlook:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:07 pm

I haven't finished yet. :mad: :wag:

No pornography will be allowed. :stop:

This is a scholarly discussion forum about serious and important sexual matters, like bra sizes :wink: and the correct names for women's body parts. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:

And no swear words will be allowed either (particularly ones get-go with a 'B'). :o

Yes, and we even have our own in-house doctor to provide genuine medical advice about things like nappy rash, etc. :yes:

Please note that these boons will only be available to members, so join now. :yes:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:33 pm

Will non-members be able to see the pictures? :shock:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:27 pm

No. :no: :snigger:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:49 pm

Members please note:

We have had to sack our original Agony Aunt. Not only did he fail to respond to any of the questions :hurry: he also lectured us about morals, and disapproved of masturbation and fellatio. :thumbd: :duh:

But I am pleased to say that we have now appointed a new Agony Aunt who fully approves of these disgusting activities. :bounce: :bounce: :clap:

Isn't that correct, Dr Query? :wink:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Doctor Query » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:49 pm

:yes:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:51 pm

:bigthumbsup:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:08 pm

Isn’t he the same as the one you sacked?

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:50 am

No, that was Dr Cheer*y, not Dr Query. :mad:

Dr Query has been willing to answer every question put to him so far, and has not moralised once. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

What a boon that Dr Query is, compared to his predecessor. :yes: :clap: :clap:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Doctor Query » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:50 am

:yes:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:27 pm

Welcome, Dr. Queery :wave:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Doctor Query » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:33 pm

:wave: :thanks:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:21 pm

Dr Queery seems to be pinching his belly fat to determine whether he's overweight. Too late I'm afraid. direction too late.
AND he smokes. At least the previous Doctor seemed a clean living type of gentleman. :clap:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:43 pm

And he's gott*en a can of beer in his other hand. :duh: :duh:

Maybe he's carrying out much-needed medical research. :yes: :clap:
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