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Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 1:37 am

But I don’t want to be lowly smileymaster anymore ancient or new. I just want to be chief executioner and gett*en to play with the guillotine

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 5:41 am

Oh hell. Who’s going to manufacture the smileys then?

AND you'll need Health & Safety training in the use of the guillotine, so that you don't hurt the victims with that sharp edge.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:15 pm

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:16 pm

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:25 pm

Yes, who's going to manufacture all our new Smileys?

I distinctly remember that it is illegal for Chief Executioners to manufacture new Smileys.

We could manufacture him Lord High Executioner, but then he might have to sing.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:27 pm

Hmmm. We need a Smileymaster.

Why not put Mr Nilly in charge of them and thus call him "New Smileymaster and Chief Executioner"?

Why didn't I think of it before?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:30 pm

We could manufacture him Lord High Executioner, but then he might have to sing.

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Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:31 pm

@Mr Nilly ... Can you sing? (Gilbert & Sullivan style).

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:33 pm

And he would have to cut his own head off.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:35 pm

All part of the daily safety test.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 2:54 pm

We can't be too careful.

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:19 pm

Of course I can sing

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Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:43 pm

Without a head?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:00 pm

I think that attribute is crucial to Mr Nilly's promotion.

If he can sing without a head, he gets the job I reckon.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:36 am

Capital.

(DYSWIDT?)

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:58 am

So, Mr Nilly, Sir W.C. simply needs proof that you can sing without a head, and the job's yours.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:10 pm

The Mad Shed