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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:45 am

If you own a VR headset, the virtual sex with oriental wimmin is quite adequate :clap:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:56 pm

Thank you for your recommendation. :yes:

Where do I gett*en some of these virtual headsets? :search:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:02 am

1. Purchase an Oculus Quest 2 headset. You shall discover them aplenty at Argos :yes:

2. Download Firefox Reality browser

3. Google p*rnhub VR

It’s like banging a ghost, and it’s Halloween 👻 :yes: :excited:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:45 am

:clap: :clap: :excited:

I shall put these important itums on my Holidays list :yabba: :yabba:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:15 pm

Ssshurely (sorry Sir Sshean) Surely the real thing is better?
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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:55 pm

But Mr Nil*ly wouldn't know about that. :silence:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:52 pm

Not anynore, no :search:

But you cannot impregnate a ghost :no:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:38 pm

I can if I want too. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:39 pm

Our Chairman seems determined to give a ghost the willies.
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:50 pm

Mr Wil*ly - This Oculus Quest thing is going to cost me £400. Wouldn't it be cheaper for me to hire a bus full of prostitutes (like I normally do)? :search:

My Chambermaid would perform the required actions for 50p a time. :thumbu:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:06 am

Doctor Cheery please come back. Your professional services will soon be needed. :cantlook:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:42 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:12 pm

The Happy Baby Pose.

You must have of heard of it...
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:34 pm

Is it like the Eager Fruit Blossom? :hscratch:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:28 pm

No such thing and you know it. :tongue:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:32 pm

You are not reading the correct books. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 12, 2020 7:41 pm

v2 wrote most of them. :oops: :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 13, 2020 2:05 pm

She must be very ancient then. :o
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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:33 pm

I was referring to metaphorical writing. You should have of interpreted it as such. :girlybrows:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:58 am

:hscratch:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:59 am

Mr Tree will explain... :cripes:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:07 pm

If he comes back. :hurry:

I'm still waiting for my especial Holidays bangers. :mad:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:30 pm

He promised me that he would give me a big one. :yes:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:24 pm

...I've often wondered what this place really is... :cripes: :cantlook:

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