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Sex on a stick

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Sex on a stick

Post by Sir William » Thu May 10, 2018 12:15 am

What do members think about this curious pastime? :wink:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 10, 2018 3:17 am

More curiously, what do YOU think about having sex on a stick? :?
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Runaway » Thu May 10, 2018 6:10 am

Quite correct. You can learn a lot about someone by listening to their views on sticks.

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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Sir William » Thu May 10, 2018 10:39 am

I think it could be quite painful, but I understand that some people enjoy this. :yes:

It may depend upon the size of the stick. :search:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 10, 2018 2:04 pm

Is the stick battery operated? :excited: :terrified: :excited: :terrified: :excited:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Sir William » Thu May 10, 2018 2:29 pm

I believe some such sticks can be gott*n. :?
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 10, 2018 5:18 pm

Yes, well you’d know I suppose :snigger:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 10, 2018 5:29 pm

Members, please be advised for your own safety that umbrellas are to be utilised for the purpose of extreme weather protection only, and not under any circumstances to be utilised as sex stick instruments :rain:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Runaway » Thu May 10, 2018 6:39 pm

Yet once more the Chairman spoils our fun. :thumbd:

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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Sir William » Fri May 11, 2018 12:07 am

Runaway wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 6:39 pm
Yet once more the Chairman spoils our fun. :thumbd:
What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by anepictree » Thu May 17, 2018 9:35 am

I don't know about electroniacally operated sticks, I am w**king on one that is hand cranked and powered by a hoover junior drive belt.
If any one would like to come forward and test this out as a guinea pig
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by Sir William » Thu May 17, 2018 10:41 am

I've already gott*en one of those. It goes u'p and down when you press a button. :bounce:
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Re: Sex on a stick

Post by anepictree » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:22 pm

My one will do to when the button has come of the lathe :wink:

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