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Sex on tap

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Sex on tap

Post by Sir William » Mon May 21, 2018 10:13 pm

This is the kind of sex that is only supposed to be available to newly-married men, for the first 4 years.

But how many members have ever experienced sex on tap, and what was it like? :search:
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Re: Sex on tap

Post by Runaway » Mon May 21, 2018 10:24 pm

I only tried it once. I slipped and fell in the sink.

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Re: Sex on tap

Post by Sir William » Tue May 22, 2018 8:23 am

:o
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Re: Sex on tap

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 22, 2018 10:47 am

Remind people not to utilise the tap to your sink then. Otherwise they would need to discover somewhere to wash their hands afterwards :cantlook:
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Re: Sex on tap

Post by Runaway » Tue May 22, 2018 11:38 pm

That's what the toilet is for. Innit? :search:

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