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Favourite sex music

Post by Sir William » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:49 pm

Dear members,

What is your favourite tune to have sex with (if you know what I mean). :wink:

I think 'Das Ist Die Berliner Luft' takes some beating. :yes:





(Don't slow down at the end though) :cantlook:
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Re: Favourite RumpyPumpy music

Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:29 pm

Pair of bouncers.gif

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Re: Favourite RumpyPumpy music

Post by Sir William » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:53 pm

What sort of tune is that? :hurry:

And 'rumpy-pumpy' is hyphenated, not one word. If you're going to censor stuff at least gett*en the spelling correct. :doh: :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:39 pm

Funnily enough, it's not a word I utilise very often. :?

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Re: Favourite Rumpy-Pumpy music

Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:12 am

Bad move Mr Runaway, :wag:

How is changing 'Se'x' to 'Rumpy-Pumpy' going to help our search engine results. :duh: :duh: :doh: :bash: :bash: :bash:

As well as corrupting the entire Sexual Pleasures F0rum. :stomp: :stomp:
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Re: Favourite Rumpy-Pumpy music

Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:58 pm

Sir William wrote:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:12 am
How is changing 'Se'x' to 'Rumpy-Pumpy' going to help our search engine results. :duh: :duh: :doh: :bash: :bash: :bash:
WHAT search engine results? Surely you don't want even MORE members? The shed is too crowded as it is. :roll:
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As well as corrupting the entire Sexual Pleasures F0rum. :stomp: :stomp:
Oh, so I did SOMETHING correct then. :wink: :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Favourite Rumpy-Pumpy music

Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:14 pm

Never mind that. :stop:

The members are very angry about this situation, as evidenced by the fact that they have refused to contribute to this very important discussion because of your thoughtless meddling. :thumbd: :thumbd: :mad:
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Re: Favourite Rumpy-Pumpy music

Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:19 pm

:thanks:

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Re: Favourite sex music

Post by anepictree » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:16 pm

My favourite music is definitely this although Mr RunAway thinks it is cobblers :tongue:


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Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:06 am

:bigthumbsup:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:28 am

Not much of an ending though. :thumbd: A portion of a letdown if you ask me.

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Re: Favourite sex music

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:54 am

Most people would probably not gett*en as far as the ending. :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:35 pm

But the ending is the icing on the cake. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 pm

:o
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:53 pm

:snigger:

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Re: Favourite sex music

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:56 pm

I wouldn't like to sample your cakes. :yell:

I will stick to buns. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:09 pm

:cantlook: :wag:

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Post by anepictree » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:37 pm

I hadn't realised that 'Beside the seaside' was lifted from die Berliner luft :yikes:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:56 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Favourite sex music

Post by anepictree » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:50 pm

Well if you listened to it instead of just having sex to it you would hear for yourself :tant:

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Re: Favourite sex music

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:08 pm

Listen to it without having sex? :vconfused:
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