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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:13 am

Yes. It's very suspicious if you ask me. :hurry:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:17 am

Maybe his parole has been cancelled and he's been recalled.

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:15 am

Whatever these suspicious members are more elevated to, it must be loaded with shame. :thumbd: :mad: :mad:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by anepictree » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:54 pm

I'm w**king on a rhyme if poss
that will fit in with bush,
it's difficult to do,
but maybe I'll
gett*en it in with a push :neener: :magnify:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:07 pm

That's usually what it takes. :wink:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:19 am

Push
Mush
Gush
Hush
Lush
Rush
Brush
Crush

He hasn’t even tried... :roll:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by anepictree » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:34 pm

I will award a PRIZE for the best Bush Poem :wink:
as long as it has the word Bush in it and that the word bush rhymes with bush :tant:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:17 pm

I’ll write something.
After I’ve finished being amazed at the view from where we're sitting...
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:13 pm

We are not sitting there at all, Mr R*unaway. :no:

What on Earth are you talking about? :hurry:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:22 am

I agree. But WE are. :yes:

Well we were at the time, anyway.

More lovely pictures to come. You lucky, lucky members, you. :excited:

Here’s one to get-go with...
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:12 am

Shire of cue? :hscratch:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:54 am

In the same manner as the Shire of Leicester. :yes:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:07 am

Shire of Leicester? :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:47 am

Leicestershire?

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:50 pm

Cueshire? :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by anepictree » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:08 pm

Runaway wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:17 pm
I’ll write something.
After I’ve finished being amazed at the view from where we're sitting...
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That's Yarmouth I believe :hurry:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:46 pm

:cantlook:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:53 pm

More like Gorleston really. :cripes:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by anepictree » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:35 am

More like gallbladder if you ask me :cantlook:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 21, 2018 1:27 am

Oh yes, Norfolk for sure. You see these there every day...
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 21, 2018 1:32 am

Is that a dildo? :?
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by anepictree » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:50 am

No it's a Bernard Mathews Norfolk Turkey about to be turned into Turkey Twizzler (including free food poisoning in every sample) :excited:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:37 am

:clap: :clap: :bounce:
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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by anepictree » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:15 pm

Well Mr RunAway didn't expect us to capture him out like that did he - eh, but it was a real give-away :bounce: :excited: :yabba:

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Re: Australian Outback Poetry

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:48 pm

Yes - He must think we are dumdums. :snigger:
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