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Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:07 am

This is a good question which members will have great enjoyment in answering with great enthusiasm. :yes: :bounce:

The next thing I am going to write is the question. :yes:

What changes would you manufacture to the human body to manufacture sex easier or better or more fun, etc? :wink: :excited:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:22 pm

manufacture all our fingers and toes, and the bottom
of our feet highly sensitive erogenous zones :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:23 pm

But mine already are. :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:35 pm

That could prove a portion inconvenient. :wink:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:37 pm

manufacture the female breasts an erogenous zone. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:38 pm

Sir William wrote:
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That could prove a portion inconvenient. :wink:
Not in the correct company. :wink:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:39 pm

Sir William wrote:
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manufacture the female breasts an erogenous zone. :yes:
That won't w**k. Seat belts would cause accidents.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:41 pm

Small price to pay. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:43 pm

But then cars would manufacture men redundant. :o

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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:58 pm

Well, vibrators haven't manufactured men redundant - not quite. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:59 pm

You mean testes? More appropriate to the topic. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:52 am

No I meant vibrators. :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:24 pm

Lesbian feminists armed with vibrators manufacture men redundant. It's a buzzkill for us :tant: and a buzzthrill for them :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:10 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
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Lesbian feminists armed with vibrators
:terrified: :yikes:

Run for it :hide:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:19 pm

Or stay where you are, put on some pink underwear and bend over.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:24 am

:o :cantlook:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:34 am

Pervert :mad:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:43 am

I suggest moving the clitoris just i*nside the vagina. :yes:

Glaringly obvious design fault really. :duh:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:00 pm

obvious :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:15 pm

I knew you'd agree. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:27 pm

:doh:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:05 pm

I think it would be of great benefit to all concerned if the male erectile response was voluntary. :yes:

There would be a lot less impotence, and we would be able to travel home on the bus without embarrassment. :bigthumbsup:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:22 pm

You mean something at your side to turn it on?
I've already gott*en one of those. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:36 pm

Runaway wrote:
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You mean something at your side to turn it on?
Yes. Some sort of knob. :?
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:15 am

The next very welcome design improvement would be to move the waste disposal outlets as far away as possible from the 'organs of pleasure', rather than as close as possible. :duh:
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