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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:22 pm

And manufacture every woman blonde, slim, and attractive. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:03 pm

A lot of them do get-go off that direction. :yes:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:08 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:22 pm
And manufacture every woman blonde, slim, and attractive. :yes:
:tant: :tant: ....And what about those of us who do not particularly care for the "Standard" production line model as described above, and much prefer something more original, imaginative, and exciting...? :magnify:

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:17 pm

They become doctors.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:41 pm

:ho: :ho: :ho:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:46 am

Runaway wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:17 pm
They become doctors.
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: Well, at least that's better than being a "standard" type, and only lusting after the "standard" female.
(Most of whom seem to be dressed like prostitutes nowadays :thumbd: )
No, being "Normal Norman" means mediocrity, and becoming like John Major. (Remember him?)
:terrified: :terrified: In the ancient c*untry, we had (in every sense) all colours and types of female.
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:ho: :ho: Life is so much the poorer for a lack of variety and imagination. :yes: :yes:

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

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Doctor Cheery wrote:
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(Most of whom seem to be dressed like prostitutes nowadays :thumbd: )
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bigthumbsup:
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:wag: :wag: I fear that our hitherto highly esteemed chairman is shewing his breeding :wag: :wag:
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:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:41 am

Breeding is hereditary and therefore not the result of effort. :thumbd:

Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:48 am

Runaway wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:41 am
Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability. :yes:
And the wearing of the correct hat. :yes: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:18 am

Oh yes, the hat of course. :yes: :thumbu: :magnify:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:02 pm

:neener: :neener: Now who's a creep! :toss: :toss:


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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:03 pm

I have to be nice to the Chairman otherwise I may not receive my Recruitment Commission for last month.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:58 pm

Recruitment commission? :hscratch: :search:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:05 pm

It's in my contract. :mad:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:12 pm

Contract? :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:41 pm

In the PTOTOOT forum I was paid £12.50 for every visitor I brought to the forum, whether they joined or not. That paid for my Aussie jaunts. :excited:

Surely when the MadShed was invented, that rate should have increased. :yes: Shall we say £27.77 per visitor, plus a further £69.12 when they sign u­p?
Yes I thought you'd agree. :thumbu:

Well done. That's why you're the Chairman. :thumbu: :thumbu: :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:08 pm

Oh, yes I remember now. :yes:

Fancy me forgetting those important details. :duh:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:39 pm

Shocking. :yikes:

I want my bribe back! :tant: :tant: :tant:

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:neener:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:39 pm

That's no direction for a Man of The Hat to behave. :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:09 pm

:?

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:56 am

Talking of 🎩 🎩 🎩, when I look closely at your avatar there seems to be a vertical split in your hat. Have you been forcing it on? :cripes:

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:11 am

Runaway wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:56 am
Talking of 🎩 🎩 🎩, when I look closely at your avatar there seems to be a vertical split in your hat. Have you been forcing it on? :cripes:
:bounce: :bounce: Forcing it onto your Chambermaid? :bounce: :bounce: :wink:

:terrified: (Nothing to do with hats!) :terrified: :snigger:
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