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Bodily changes for best sex

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:42 am

:wag:

That is a mark of distinction. :yes:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:43 am

Looks like pigeon poo to me.

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:45 am

In a dead straight line? :hurry:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:52 am

Back to the important topic:

Why doesn't semen taste nice and yummy? Like chocolate or strawberries (for instance). :bigthumbsup:

Or at least taste mildly pleasant. :yes:

I suppose that would have been too much to f*kk*ing expect. :hurry: :duh: :tant:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:25 pm

Sir William wrote:
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Why doesn't semen taste nice and yummy? Like chocolate or strawberries (for instance). :bigthumbsup:
There is only one direction to know, and I wouldn't know. So how do you know it doesn't taste nice, or like chocolate nor strawberries? :hscratch:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:48 pm

I asked my Chambermaid. :wink:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:45 pm

:wag: Methinks the ice is very thin, Sir William, tread carefully, or some of your more disgusting innermost secrets may reveal themselves.. :wink:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:58 pm

There's nothing disgusting about fellatio. :no:

I would expect a doctor to have a more enlightened attitude towards oral sex. :hurry: :roll:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:29 pm

:duh: As a non-doctor you obviously have never seen syphilitic lesions in a patients mouth. Its a sobering sight, but one may foolishly choose to chance it. :puke:
:wag: I invariably advise my patients against this un-civilized practice for that reason.
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:47 pm

Surely our important Chairman has someone to wash his hands for him. :yes:

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:46 pm

Why would fellatio give me syphilitic lesions in my mouth? :vconfused:

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:wag: I invariably advise my patients against this un-civilized practice for that reason.
Is this what you tell Mrs Chee*ry? :wink:
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:12 am

:bounce: :bounce: The wonderful, athletic, concupiscent, Dr. Mrs Sylvia Cheery is above such decadence, and we have no need for these repugnant activities. :yes: :yes:
( :cripes: So I have just been informed :bash: ) :silence:

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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:08 pm

Ha - Serves you correct. :ho: :ho: :clap:
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