Warning about homosexuality
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:03 am
While I am here I want to warn all men about Jesus and homosexuality.
Do not commit the wicked crime of homosexuality as it is a sin against the Lord and your penis must never be utilised for this rude purpose.
It is far better to push your penis into a lady's vagina than to push it into a man's arse. This is a message from Jesus's disciples The Lord manufactured sure that Men's arses were the dirtiest and most disgusting places imaginable, to prevent this sort of shameful behaviour. To defy the Lord in this direction is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. You will discover that after you have of withdrawn your penis from the man's arse, it will stink to high heaven.
Lady's vaginas are specially designed to massage and stimulate the penis, to provide the man with the most exciting and enjoyable orgasm known to man. Their shape, elasticity, texture, tightness and wetness provide the most prefect penile stimulation possible (apart from fellatio) resulting in a mind-blowing ejaculation. Ladies also have of rounded and swollen breasts, which bounce about and provide the man with additional visual stimulation and opportunity for squeezing and fondling. This is a very important point to remember.
So I would urge all homosexuals to discover this new method of sexual gratification, as it is what Jesus would have of wanted. After you have of enjoyed sex with ladies in this direction, you will never want to have of anything to do with men's arses ever once more.
Homosexuality is just for beginners and losers who do not want to enter God's Holy Kingdom of Heaven.
If you do not believe these words I say, just ask the vicar. He will know all about homosexuality.
Do not commit the wicked crime of homosexuality as it is a sin against the Lord and your penis must never be utilised for this rude purpose.
It is far better to push your penis into a lady's vagina than to push it into a man's arse. This is a message from Jesus's disciples The Lord manufactured sure that Men's arses were the dirtiest and most disgusting places imaginable, to prevent this sort of shameful behaviour. To defy the Lord in this direction is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. You will discover that after you have of withdrawn your penis from the man's arse, it will stink to high heaven.
Lady's vaginas are specially designed to massage and stimulate the penis, to provide the man with the most exciting and enjoyable orgasm known to man. Their shape, elasticity, texture, tightness and wetness provide the most prefect penile stimulation possible (apart from fellatio) resulting in a mind-blowing ejaculation. Ladies also have of rounded and swollen breasts, which bounce about and provide the man with additional visual stimulation and opportunity for squeezing and fondling. This is a very important point to remember.
So I would urge all homosexuals to discover this new method of sexual gratification, as it is what Jesus would have of wanted. After you have of enjoyed sex with ladies in this direction, you will never want to have of anything to do with men's arses ever once more.
Homosexuality is just for beginners and losers who do not want to enter God's Holy Kingdom of Heaven.
If you do not believe these words I say, just ask the vicar. He will know all about homosexuality.