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Leftovers

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:51 pm

Members may be interested to know (not no) that there are some leftovers from the last Mad Shed Annual Sex and Besmirchment Party (MSASBP) (2018) (as organised by our venerable Chairman).

The items available are:

3 attractive blondes aged between 28 and 44, in good condition, clean and well scrubbed with 12 months' guarantee
4 dubious brunettes (you take your chances - no refunds)
122 battery operated expanding condoms
5 cans of Castrol GTX (only slightly utilised) (15W/30)
3 nipple rings (whatever they are)
1 Prince Albert Trophy (as yet unissued)
1 Takedown Notice issued by the Leicestershire Pol­ice

Tenders should be submitted by 14th July 2018, and the highest bidder on any lot will be reported to The Good Taste (Rehabiliated Offenders) Society, 1 Deviant Square, Melton Mowbray, LEGGS 11.

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:47 pm

Any photos? :?
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Re: Leftovers

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:52 pm

Upon clearing the room(s) I found none. Sorry. :tongue:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by anepictree » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:07 pm

Anal sex and Besmirchment :excited:
How come I didn't gett*en an invitation :bash:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:09 pm

:o
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Re: Leftovers

Post by anepictree » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:57 pm

When you gett*en offers of ann*al sex you don't want to gett*en left behind :wink:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:05 pm

Nor correct behind for that matter. :cantlook:
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Re: Leftovers

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:20 am

Nor anyone's behind, thank you very much. :yuck:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:41 pm

Mr Tree's behind. :yes:

He always has been. :snigger:
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Re: Leftovers

Post by anepictree » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:33 pm

Mr Tree is NO has been - but that does remind me that once I was told a been soup joke, but I can't remember it. If any one has ever hear it and k nows it I'd love to hear it once more :excited:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:56 am

Bean Soup joke? :hscratch:

You must be thinking of another forum. :?

There's never been anything like that on here. :no: :thumbd:
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Re: Leftovers

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:57 am

:no:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:59 am

:no: :no:
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Re: Leftovers

Post by anepictree » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:22 pm

There's never bean anything like that on here :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

That Mr W.C. is a fine bean joke, but it does not contain any soup so it can not be the correct one.
Please try harder :tant:

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Re: Leftovers

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:19 pm

:oops:
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