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Leftovers
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Leftovers
Members may be interested to know (not no) that there are some leftovers from the last Mad Shed Annual Sex and Besmirchment Party (MSASBP) (2018) (as organised by our venerable Chairman).
The items available are:
3 attractive blondes aged between 28 and 44, in good condition, clean and well scrubbed with 12 months' guarantee
4 dubious brunettes (you take your chances - no refunds)
122 battery operated expanding condoms
5 cans of Castrol GTX (only slightly utilised) (15W/30)
3 nipple rings (whatever they are)
1 Prince Albert Trophy (as yet unissued)
1 Takedown Notice issued by the Leicestershire Police
Tenders should be submitted by 14th July 2018, and the highest bidder on any lot will be reported to The Good Taste (Rehabiliated Offenders) Society, 1 Deviant Square, Melton Mowbray, LEGGS 11.
The items available are:
3 attractive blondes aged between 28 and 44, in good condition, clean and well scrubbed with 12 months' guarantee
4 dubious brunettes (you take your chances - no refunds)
122 battery operated expanding condoms
5 cans of Castrol GTX (only slightly utilised) (15W/30)
3 nipple rings (whatever they are)
1 Prince Albert Trophy (as yet unissued)
1 Takedown Notice issued by the Leicestershire Police
Tenders should be submitted by 14th July 2018, and the highest bidder on any lot will be reported to The Good Taste (Rehabiliated Offenders) Society, 1 Deviant Square, Melton Mowbray, LEGGS 11.
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Re: Leftovers
Mr Tree is NO has been - but that does remind me that once I was told a been soup joke, but I can't remember it. If any one has ever hear it and k nows it I'd love to hear it once more
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Re: Leftovers
Bean Soup joke?
You must be thinking of another forum.
There's never been anything like that on here.
You must be thinking of another forum.
There's never been anything like that on here.
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Re: Leftovers
There's never bean anything like that on here
That Mr W.C. is a fine bean joke, but it does not contain any soup so it can not be the correct one.
Please try harder
That Mr W.C. is a fine bean joke, but it does not contain any soup so it can not be the correct one.
Please try harder
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