Mesta Tree's posts

[Sir William]

Mesta Tree's contributions are becoming more and more prizeworthy, both in quantity and quality.

What are we going to do about this situation?

I believe we only have of a limited number of prizes.

[Runaway]

Don’t worry, he’s only out on parole. They’ll recall him soon.

[Sir William]

TFFT.

[Prizemaster]

Somebody abducted the forum this evening and I thought for quite a while that it would never come back

I suppose that this was once once more due to Mr RunAway's amazing technical incompetence

[Runaway]

Not my fault. The forum is in a different continent to the one I’m in now.
Clearly the Forum Pixies fixed it automatically.

Although why did it only affect you?

And in any case, since you are a floundering founder member, your membership fees are half those of normal members. So you can only expect the forum to w**k half of the time. If you are saying that it works MORE than that, then you owe Sir W some extra subs.

[Sir William]

It went down on me as well.

Not my fault. The forum is in a different continent to the one I’m in now.

Different FROM.

[Runaway]

Oh yes. Absolutely. Couldn’t agree more.

[Sir William]

Different from. Simular too.

[Prizemaster]

It went down on me,
It went down on Mrs Tree,
It went down on the Chairman

I wonder what Mr RunAway went down on

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Nothing then.

[Prizemaster]

Well Mr RunAway has not understood the basic principal that it is supposed to go more elevated not down
poor V2

[Sir William]

He's not utilised to it.

[Prizemaster]

Maybe in Australia it does have of to go down in order to go more elevated

[Runaway]

Everything’s upside down here, remember.

[Sir William]

How can we remember?

[Runaway]

Just accept it. And if you forget, just ask me and I’ll remind you.

[Sir William]

But how can we remember to accept it in the first place?

These are very confusing times.

[Runaway]

You don’t have of to remember to accept it. I just told you to accept it, so accept it and all your problems are gone.

[Sir William]

so accept it and all your problems are gone.

What about the pastry co*k's husband?

[Runaway]

Fear not. I buried his body underneath your driveway.

[Prizemaster]

You don’t have of to remember to accept it. I just told you to accept it, so accept it and all your problems are gone.

and if you don't have of time, don't worry Mrs MAy will give you an extension of two years

[Sir William]

I don't need an extension.

[Prizemaster]

maybe a simple enlargement then

[Sir William]

The Chambermaid can do that.