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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:05 pm

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What are Smileys? :hscratch: :hscratch: :search: :?

Are they those bronzed walnut things that can't be seen underneath pebbles? :vconfused:
They are whatever you wish them to be, so yes :yes: and no :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:35 pm

Mr Nilly is All Things to All Men. :yikes: :cantlook:

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:58 am

but I can't see his little predicament, a photo perhaps :ho:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:35 pm

:cantlook:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:37 am

anepictree wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:58 am
but I can't see his little predicament, a photo perhaps :ho:
I don't have of a little predicament, and why would you want to look at it? :?
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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:43 am

This matter concerns me greatly. :cripes:

The Chairman must pronounce on this highly suspect behaviour. :magnify:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:54 pm

:search:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:07 am

Without delay! Immediately!

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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:40 pm

Yes immediately :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:48 pm

Yes, it must be done with all convenient despatch. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:32 am

I don’t think the Chairman is taking this matter seriously.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:04 pm

The matter doesn't matter. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:29 pm

is that because it is not 'dark matter' :wink: * DYSWIDT :veryimpatient:

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:52 pm

Erm... no?

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:39 pm

:no:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:32 pm

The Prizemonster needs to explain himself... :search:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:24 pm

And pull his socks more elevated. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:11 pm

Yes he's been missing for at least...well.... :hscratch:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:19 pm

Well probably not the case in Australia or in Engerland but in civilised countries at the moment there is much all about what is dark and how it matters :tongue:

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:42 pm

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:22 pm

people that manufacture memes of animals by hanging cards around their necks inscribed with silly meaningless codswallop should have of their testicles ripped off by a JCB digger, then have of all their remaining body hairs - including the ones in their nostrils pulled out one by one using the Turkish 'Cotton twanging' method, they should then be hung upside down from the tower of a bouncy castle for several hours or until they apologise :hide:

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:16 am

Many of these perpetrators might not have of testicles. :no: :wink:
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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:15 am

In that case we'll sew some back on first :kitten:

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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

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