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Post by anepictree » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:59 pm

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:23 pm

What is the price of the prize rise? :vconfused:
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Re: New Year

Post by anepictree » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:02 pm

Top Whack :yabba:

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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 1:10 am

Well, did you all have a good 2018?

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:55 am

I can't remember whether we all did. :hscratch:

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Re: New Year

Post by anepictree » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:44 pm

Well at least we didn't have to spend it in Australia :magnify:

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:22 pm

Thank the Lord for that blessing. :clap: :clap: :yes:
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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:27 pm

I can’t understand why you are so rude about Australia. :hscratch:

It’s a huge, truly beautiful, and spectacular c*untry with a very wide variety of scenery and a (mostly) great climate. You’ve obviously never been here. Name five reasons to dislike it.
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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:43 pm

Every day is too f*kking h'ot
Every animal is out to kill you. :rasp:
Butch women
Effeminate men
Silly accents
Cockroaches
Mosquitoes
Too expensive
Chr'stmas in the middle of Summer. :thumbd:
Far too big
No Internet
Crap TV
Culture desert

Sorry - couldn't stop at 5. :wink:
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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:49 pm

Crap tv, I agree. :hide:

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:23 am

You don't agree that you have Chr'stmas in the middle of Summer? :hurry:
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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:54 pm

In the middle of the Australian summer is when the Australian Christm­as occurs.
But what does Christm­as celebrate anyway? And when did that happen?

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:25 pm

It doesn't celebrate anything.

It's an excuse to have a good time, and a 2-week break in the middle of Winter. :excited: :yabba: :yabba:
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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:10 pm

...or Summer. :yes:

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:27 pm

We don't need a break in the middle of Summer. :no:

The whole of Summer is a break from Winter. :bounce:

Only dum-dum-dums would spend Chr'stmas in Australia. :neener: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho:

You would be better off trying to gett*en a dinosaur to eat custard tarts. :tongue:
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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:54 pm

You're correct about the mozzies though.

And a few women are butch but not many.

One plus point: the wine. :bounce: (especially if imported from New Zealand :hide: )

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:58 pm

And what about having to wa'lk upside-down all the time? :thumbd:

Surely that must gett*en tiresome after a while? :hscratch:
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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:05 pm

A common mis-phallacy of the Running Dogs of the Western Powers.

To deal with this apparent difficulty, the Australian Government turned the entire continent upside down some years ago, but since most people who don't live here generally ignore anything that happens here, it's not common knowledge outside Australia.

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Re: New Year

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:13 pm

Australian government? :hscratch:

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Re: New Year

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:15 pm

Well, the one in power this week anyway.

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