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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:00 pm

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:17 pm

Dammit. I’d just finished 7 extremely amusing posts on the very subject. :tant:

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Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:23 pm

a** no questions gett*en no lies :tongue:

By the way (by the direction) Mr RunAway has just been awarded this weeks Big Bang bonanza jamboree PRIZE :ho:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:27 pm

TWO prizes in one week? Surely this cannot be. :yabba:

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Post by anepictree » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:46 pm

You don't seem very pleased about that box set, perhaps I'll have to reconsider :?

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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:52 pm

For the life of me I can’t understand why you think that. I mean, really... :vconfused: :cripes:

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:08 pm

Well it's very good, the BBC managed to evoke Russia very well from ancient cardboard boxes, defibrillated polystyrene, Anthony Hopkins and some Blinis from Boris' opposite the Apollo Victoria :magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:45 pm

But in '72 they had LOADS of money. I know that for sure. :wink:

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Post by anepictree » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:42 pm

Yes they told me you left with a considerable portion of it (plus pans people)*


*Why did they call them Pans' People and not Pans Ladies or Pan's Girlies, they weren't *ransv*st*tes were they :yikes: or worse g*nder n*utr*l :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:06 am

:snigger:

They were 110% feminine I can assure you. :yes: :bounce:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:55 pm

:o :o

Where did the other 10% come from? :yikes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:55 pm

:wink:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:15 pm

:wink: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:06 pm

I have great memories of those days. :bounce:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:25 am

:o :o

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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:53 am

Those production parties were not to be missed. :excited:
Incidentally, thank you for paying for them with your licence fee. :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:43 am

But I didn't pay any licence fee. :hscratch:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:32 pm

Yes we knew. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:25 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:57 pm

That's why I had no food on my plate that week. :hurry:
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Post by anepictree » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:59 pm

I thought there was a lot of crumb on that plate, then I realised I hadn't cleaned my screen since that time you manufactured me spit tea all over it. It now looks much better, thanks for the reminder :magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:08 pm

Do you realise that the earth's magnetic north moves by 50kms a year?

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:22 pm

And it always moves South. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:23 pm

East towards Russia.

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Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:06 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:08 pm
Do you realise that the earth's magnetic north moves by 50kms a year?
What that means is that in fact we are all in Australia now and you are in Milton Keynes :tongue: Serves you correct for keeping still :wink:

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