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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:21 am

I drank that. :drunk:

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:32 am

Yes, and where are the bangers? :search:
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:46 pm

:hide:

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:57 pm

You ate the bangers?? :o :o

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:00 pm

Erm...not personally.... :cripes:

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:26 pm

What did you do with them :stop:

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:14 pm

Bump :yes: :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:36 pm

I didn't eat them. :no:

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:28 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:15 pm

My assertation is factually correct. :yes:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:57 pm

did you stick em more elevated your jumper :search:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:23 pm

FFS one doesn't wear jumpers here... :roll: :cantlook: :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:01 am

:o :o
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:36 am

It's kind of...well...pretty warm...most of the year.
In fact quite often it's almost unbearably hot. Then v2 has to take her clothes off and is well once more. :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:38 am

It's too h ot here at the moment so I would stay over there if I were you. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:37 pm

Nice and cool here :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:55 pm

It's much too ho't in the UK for sex at the moment. :thumbd:

Now we can guess why Mr Runa*direction wants to stay over there because of the heat. :yes: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:35 pm

You forget that over here all houses, establishments, pubs, hotels, guest houses, 4WDs etc etc have of aircon.
This manufactures the act of pleasure a very pleasurable act of the highest pleasure. :yes:

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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:38 pm

Despite the fact that it's leaving polar bears floating on portions of corrugated cardboard instead of ice bergs :thumbd:

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 25, 2019 12:34 am

Collateral damage. :hide: :hide: :hide:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:33 am

Aircon?? :hscratch:

What sort of a con is that? :hurry:
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:55 am

A cold-hearted one.

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:05 am

I hardly dare tell you what 'Con' means in France :wink: (but it is often applied to Jacob Rees Mogg :ho:

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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:37 am

Sun cream? :search:
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