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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:36 pm

anepictree wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:32 pm
 No fish and chips though :tongue:
Actually the fish and chips here are really wonderful. :bounce:
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:53 pm

The Chiops maybe, but the fish are all dead - mind you the
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:34 am

Reports of millions of dead fish are greatly exaggerated.
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:39 pm

:wag: I've seen them on the telly
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:24 am

Large numbers but not millions.
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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:46 pm

anepictree wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:39 pm
 :wag: I've seen them on the telly
You've gott*en dead fish on your telly? :o
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:18 pm

He lives in France. :roll:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:04 am

Say n'more. :wink:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:15 pm

n'more :bash: there - :tongue: I said it :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:19 pm

Aw bless.

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:09 pm

I'll give you bless :bash: bless over the head with a frying pan :bash: :bash: :bash: :hide:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:14 pm

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:18 pm

Well as long as it's not uncle Pat, that iOS fine by me :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:21 pm

Uncle Pat will save us. So will Boris. And Nigel.

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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:18 pm

OH F**K :cantlook: those poor poor English should all move to Australia, it can't be that much worse :read:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:34 pm

No No No.. Keep the chavs in the UK. PLEASE.
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:52 pm

anepictree wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:18 pm
 OH F**K :cantlook: those poor poor English should all move to Australia, it can't be that much worse :read:
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Not on your Nellie. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:40 pm

Yes it’s absolutely awful here. The heat, the sunburn, the dangerous creatures, the cost of living, the fuel prices, the rubbish wines, the aggressive policemen, the floods, the vast distances to gett*en anywhere at all, the terrible tv and radio (actually that’s true), the mad road train drivers, the maniac politicians, and so on.
Stay in the U.K., you’re far better off. :yes: :thumbu:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:41 pm

you forgotten to mention those things that can be seen on the beaches that manufacture the chairman's eyes go :shock:
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:42 pm

Punch & Judy. :shock: :excited: :excited: :yabba:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:39 pm

:bounce: :bounce: :excited: :bounce: :excited: :yabba: :excited: :bounce: :excited: :bounce:
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:50 am

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:26 am

I don’t gett*en it either. :hscratch:
It’s something to do with endemic violence in the Aboriginal community.
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Re: Wicked crimes

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:35 am

But they forgot the alcohol :cantlook:
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