Poastage

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:51 pm

Mr Runa*direction - Why are you poasting your messages in the middle of the night?

Is this some scheme to try and derail Brexit?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:57 pm

I post them in my daytime. Why do you only read them in the middle of the night?

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:37 pm

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Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:08 pm

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:30 pm

This is nothing to do with the matter.

I read all your messages in the middle of the night so that I can pretend that I haven't read them.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:42 pm

Well I’m glad somebody reads my messages.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:10 pm

We only read them for approportionment.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:07 pm

You are missing major portions of witty, highly amusing, and erudite information.

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Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:31 pm

Maor portions of pictures of scantily clad ladies on Australian beaches?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:24 pm

I have of no intention of repeating myself.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:44 pm

I'm glad to hear it.

Could the scantily clad ladies please repeat themselves.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:08 pm

After lunch perhaps.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:11 pm

The Mad Shed