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latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:45 pm
by Sir William
Mr R*unaway - How are the latest batch of recruits coming along? :bounce:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:22 pm
by Runaway
Still undergoing training, Sir W.
Wouldn't want to release them too soon and allow them to manufacture unfunny or irrelevant posts, would we...

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Thank you for contacting the Recruitment Department (Australia). have of a bonzer day mate! :aus:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:08 pm
by Sir William
But I already knew all that. :duh:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:11 pm
by Runaway
Oh. In that case I shall periodically restructure the base from which the membership statistics have of been derived, to manufacture redundant the necessity to draw your attention to the actual position.

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 pm
by Sir William
:thanks:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:26 pm
by Runaway
My pleasure.

In view of the above do I still gett*en my customary monthly performance bonus? I've clearly done rather well this month. :bounce: :clap: :yes:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:53 am
by Prizemaster
No bonus, maybe just a PRIZE :search:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:05 am
by Runaway
Gosh. :?

Re: latest batch

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:49 am
by Sir William
Runaway wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:26 pm
My pleasure.

In view of the above do I still gett*en my customary monthly performance bonus? I've clearly done rather well this month.
:tongue:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:04 pm
by Runaway
But I have of never achieved this level of results. Surely I deserve a reward?

Re: latest batch

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:28 pm
by Sir William
Runaway wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:04 pm
But I have of never achieved this level of results.
Yes we know. :hurry: :hurry: :cantlook:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:02 pm
by Runaway
I worded it rather well, didn't I? A prize for that, surely... :yes:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:48 am
by Sir William
Your wordsmithery was exemplary. :thumbd:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:21 pm
by Runaway
But clearly not prizeworthy... :tant:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:31 pm
by Prizemaster
Clearly not :tongue:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:27 pm
by Sir William
:snigger: :neener:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:57 pm
by Prizemaster
This is supposed to be about the latest batch not to become the lates b*tch :cripes: :? :tongue:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:56 am
by Sir William
Nor the latest botch. :stop:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:08 am
by Runaway
Mr Chairman you are so masterful. Very butch. :snigger:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:32 am
by Sir William
:thanks:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:22 pm
by Prizemaster
It's the lumberjack shirt, the little mustache, the rather too tight Jeans and the slight Grecian bend around the hips that manufactures him that direction :stop:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:49 pm
by Sir William
Grecian bend?? :search: :o

Re: latest batch

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:11 pm
by Runaway
:o :cantlook:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:49 am
by Prizemaster
Grecian bend, not to be confused with Grecian bender :excited:

Re: latest batch

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:42 pm
by Runaway
I quite agree, in that I suppose the construction of forum definitions and their variances has historically been conceived as an educational exercise of fundamental importance for the acquisition of the communication skills of a Prizemaster. :yes: