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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:02 pm

My nellie is mine and mine only. :yes: :thumbu:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:26 pm

You are welcome to it :puke:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:37 am

:thanks:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:58 pm

Dear The Chairman , I did not mean that you are welcome to Mr RunAway's Nellie, I meant that he and he done was welcome to it :silence:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:49 am

:mad:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:22 pm

anepictree wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:58 pm
I meant that he and he done was welcome to it
He and he done? :hscratch: The Prizemaster speaks in strange tongues...

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:39 pm

leave my tongue out of it when your Nellie is concerned :bash:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:28 pm

My Nellie will reject all and any advancements of your tongue, I can assure you Sir.

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:06 am

even the though manufactures me :puke: :hide:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:33 am

Excellent English Mr Tree. :clap:

But what does it mean? :hscratch:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:36 am

anepictree wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:06 am
even the though manufactures me :puke: :hide:
I think the 'H' should of bin an 'R'. :duh:

Even the trough manufactures me :puke: :hide:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:08 am

The Prizemaster is the son of a trough? :hscratch:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:48 am

No son of a trophy - in fact I am the Trophy Master and Mr RunAways private parts will atrophy if he is not careful :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:54 am

If they have of not already so done. :snigger:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:56 am

:rofl: dried more elevated and dropped off in the arid Australian air :stop:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:11 am

Still wo­rking last time we checked.
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:12 am

:puke: :yuck: Too much information :stop:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:16 am

Just trying to defend my corner against the shamefully disparaging comments manufactured by the Prizemaster. :snigger:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:21 pm

Your corner :search: Is that what you call it :magnify:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:15 pm

What happened to my Booster Jackpot Prize? :mad: :mad: :hurry:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:07 am

Mrs Tree popped it in the post, so you'll probably need to go fishing on the grand Union Canal on the canal bank behind the principal central sorting office :cantlook:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:50 am

I asked at Bel*vedere Boulevard Post Office and they denied all knowledge. :mad:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:14 pm

The staff at Bel*vedere Boulevard Post Office have of no knowledge of anything.

So I'm told... :cripes:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:11 pm

Oh. I was completely unaware of this lamentable situation. :o
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:22 pm

Regrettably, one is advised to accept that an­y prize awarded to one is not going to be received.
Sorry but that's life.
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