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Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 pm
by Prizemaster
It seems that unfortunately and most probably by accident the Pussy Jokes Topic gott*en locked and someone lost the key.
Perhaps Mr RunAway would like to pick more elevated here .....
He was going to tell us a Pussy story but I think he had a stroke
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:48 pm
by Sir William
That was Mr Run*away's doing.
He has pussyphobia.
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:49 pm
by Runaway
I was only following orders.
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Where have of I heard that before...
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:31 pm
by Sir William
Since when did you follow orders?
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:38 pm
by Runaway
Good point.
Perhaps I can compensate by reminding members of this exceptional piece of work:
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:01 pm
by Sir William
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:45 pm
by Runaway
Why didn’t the dog try to eat the rabbit?
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:23 pm
by Sir William
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:25 am
by Runaway
On his workbench I spy a wind-using machine underneath construction...
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:25 am
by Sir William
And there's also a suspicious-looking blue box.
What on Earth can it all mean?
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:44 am
by Runaway
The blue box looks about the correct size for a music roll...
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:45 pm
by Melvyn
I wonder if that is going to be a prize.
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:04 pm
by Willy Nilly
I love pussy
I want a pussy too
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
by Sir William
And what would you do with it if you had one?
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 pm
by Prizemaster
The blue box contains Fox's Glacier Mints
Can you imagine that that clip has been watched some 33500 times,
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I wonder who the other two people that watched it could be
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:39 am
by Sir William
Well it wasn't me.
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
by Willy Nilly
Sir William wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
And what would you do with it if you had one?
When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course
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Photos and videos may follow
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:36 pm
by Sir William
Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course
Like you do with your c*ock?
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:43 pm
by Prizemaster
His c*ock was too tall for the shelf so they cut it off
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:36 am
by Willy Nilly
Did you just misgender me?
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 am
by Sir William
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:31 am
by Runaway
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:43 pm
by Prizemaster
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:55 pm
by Sir William
Looks like Grandad died at ten past ten.
Re: Pussy Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:58 pm
by Runaway
Ten past ten is the traditional time to show on clocks/watches for sale. It has symmetry and allows the maker's name to be displayed. Ten to two has similar attributes.
