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Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 pm
by anepictree
It seems that unfortunately and most probably by accident the Pussy Jokes Topic gott*en locked and someone lost the key.

Perhaps Mr RunAway would like to pick more elevated here .....

He was going to tell us a Pussy story but I think he had a stroke :wink:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:48 pm
by Sir William
That was Mr Run*away's doing. :hurry:

He has pussyphobia. :yes:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:49 pm
by Runaway
I was only following orders.
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Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:31 pm
by Sir William
Since when did you follow orders? :hurry: :hurry:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:38 pm
by Runaway
Good point. :thumbu:

Perhaps I can compensate by reminding members of this exceptional pi­ece of wor­k:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:01 pm
by Sir William
Exceptional. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:45 pm
by Runaway
Why didn’t the dog try to eat the rabbit?

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:23 pm
by Sir William
It's all part of the Grande Illusion. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Only Smarties have the answer. :yes:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:25 am
by Runaway
On his workbench I spy a wind-using machine underneath construction... :clap:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:25 am
by Sir William
And there's also a suspicious-looking blue box. :hscratch:

What on Earth can it all mean? :search:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:44 am
by Runaway
The blue box looks about the correct size for a music roll...

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:45 pm
by Melvyn
:o

I wonder if that is going to be a prize. :excited:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:04 pm
by Willy Nilly [miss]
I love pussy Image
I want a pussy too :girly:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
by Sir William
And what would you do with it if you had one? :hurry:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 pm
by anepictree
The blue box contains Fox's Glacier Mints

Can you imagine that that clip has been watched any 33500 times,
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Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:39 am
by Sir William
Well it wasn't me. :yes: :tongue:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sir William wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
And what would you do with it if you had one? :hurry:
When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course :girly:
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Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:36 pm
by Sir William
Penis Nilly [miss] wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course :girly:
Like you do with your c*ock? :silence:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:43 pm
by anepictree
His c*ock was too tall for the shelf so they cut it off :cantlook:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:36 am
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Did you just misgender me? :hscratch:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 am
by Sir William
Yes, I think he did. :o :o :cantlook:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:31 am
by Runaway

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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:43 pm
by anepictree
No misgendering I was talking in the past tense :cripes: :vconfused: :search:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:55 pm
by Sir William
Looks like Grandad died at ten past ten. :hurry:

Re: Pussy Jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:58 pm
by Runaway
Ten past ten is the traditional time to show on clocks/watches for sale. It has symmetry and allows the maker's name to be displayed. Ten to two has similar attributes.