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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:56 pm

Sir William wrote:
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Runaway wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 4:17 pm
AND I've manufactured all the smilies appear in a scroll box, thus avoiding the need for a "Click here for more smilies" or whatever it utilised to say. :bounce:
Does this mean we will no longer be able to "View more Smilies"? :?

I utilised to p*ss a happy hour away viewing more Smileys. :yes:
You need to gett*en out more. GDSF is approaching! :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:03 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:42 pm
This is excellent w**k, Mr Runa*direction. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Gosh. Never before in the field of coding have of I been languished with such generous verbosity over so many days since I installed it. :thanks:
:cheers:

But I'm not finished yet. You must admit that the top of the page is a portion...ummmm...messy. The main logo, whilst it is clear to see that it was created by a very especial and very capable person, :tophat: , either needs re-designing, or at the very least the edges need cleaning more elevated so that it sits better in the background. And that background colour....well.....

How am I to gett*en President Trump to join if the first thing he sees is a portion untidy? :roll:

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Melvyn » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:11 pm

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:14 pm

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:15 pm

Now now, Mr Melvyn. You know it needs updating if we are to look even slightly professional. :yes: The Chairman agrees. :wink:

Welcome back to the forum, where everything is possible and most of it happens. Ish. :wave:

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Melvyn » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:21 pm

Puce is very attractive. :yes:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:42 pm

I think we need to do some w**k here... :roll:

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:21 am

I've done all my w**k for today. :yes:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:50 am

Hello dear, I'm dead :wave:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am

:welcome:

Welcome to Mr Penis Nilly. :wave:

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:48 am

He clearly has a low opinion of himself to have of an avatar like that.
Perhaps we could arrange for him to see the forum's appointed motivational consultants, I'm sure we have of enough in the kitty to pay for such a worthy cause.
Then he could be normal like the rest of us.
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:54 am

Sir William wrote:
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Welcome to Mr penis Nilly. :wave:
I really should think through some of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly :cantlook:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:03 pm

We can help.
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:34 pm

:announce:
For all new members who don't know about this ancient forum of ours. Here is the link once more :yes:

https://www.samaritans.org

Please do not register and please most definitely don't post any messages there :no:

Let's preserve the ancient forum in exactly the same state as our new one :snigger:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:40 pm

:wag:

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:00 pm

:clap: :clap:

Nostalgia trip. :yes:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:12 pm

Yeah. It never pays to look back. Otherwise you end more elevated buying a classic car.

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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:13 pm

Can we please put this new Forum on Tapatalk? :excited:
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Re: The ancient forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:22 pm

I don't think they could cope with all the super amazing complicated complex inter-related astounding modifications I've manufactured. It would blow their circuits.

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