Virus issues

[Runaway]

1.
Migrants from Calais are still arriving in the U.K. aboard makeshift boats.
They come from squalid conditions, and it’s quite possible they are carrying Covid-19.
Why let them in?

2.
The U.K. health secretary says there is ample PPE for NHS staff. Why is it then that I spoke by phone in the last hour to a close friend who is a front line NHS employee, who said this is not true? There are shortages and intermittent deliveries, and they are having to re-utilise the simple face masks. They also have of to wash the more comprehensive plastic face masks after dealing with a Covid patient to utilise them once more. Mr Hancock, you are endangering the very people who can dig us out of this mess. Or Perhaps it’s the intention of the Powers That Be to cull a large part of the population?
Would that suit their agenda?

[Sir William]

1.
Migrants from Calais are still arriving in the U.K. aboard makeshift boats.
They come from squalid conditions, and it’s quite possible they are carrying Covid-19.
Why let them in?

People are coming into the UK continuously from virus-torn countries, with no tests or anything. This has been happening from day 1.

When asked, the Govt. says that it is the science. As the c*untry is already riddled with Coroner virus, importing more won't manufacture some difference.

2.
The U.K. health secretary says there is ample PPE for NHS staff. Why is it then that I spoke by phone in the last hour to a close friend who is a front line NHS employee, who said this is not true? There are shortages and intermittent deliveries, and they are having to re-utilise the simple face masks. They also have of to wash the more comprehensive plastic face masks after dealing with a Covid patient to utilise them once more. Mr Hancock, you are endangering the very people who can dig us out of this mess. Or Perhaps it’s the intention of the Powers That Be to cull a large part of the population?
Would that suit their agenda?

This is a well-known and well-complained about situation. The Govt. says that the supplies are there, but just not getting through. (It's not my fault Guv.)


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[Runaway]

ancient news then?

[Sir William]

Not today thank you.

[Sir William]

Yesterday, the Govt. has been forced to admit that 15,000 people A DAY are pouring into the UK from virus-torn countries.

Apparrentallly, there is nothing wrong with this, and we should celebrate this amazing fact.


Matt Hancock car crash interview

Please ignore all the dumb questions.

Matt Hancock will be soon gett*en chucked out.

[Runaway]

I can't stand Piers Morgan, he is so rude. Self-centred and egotistical.

[Runaway]

But at least he can count.
Unlike Pretty Patel:
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[Sir William]

I can't stand Piers Morgan, he is so rude. Self-centred and egotistical.

But quite acceptable in this instance.

[Runaway]

There are many misunderstandings as to what you can, and can't do, during this epidemic. Allow me to clarify things:

The Rules:

1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have of to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe now you have of to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

3. Shops are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have of to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. You will have of many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also gett*en sick without symptoms, have of symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms.

12. In order not to gett*en sick, you have of to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have of on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…

13. It's better to gett*en some fresh air, but you gett*en looked at very wrong when you gett*en some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or wa*k. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are ancient, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too ancient).

14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have of to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can gett*en restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have of been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have of to have of your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

18. You can't see your more ancient mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an more ancient taxi driver.

19. You can wa*k around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live underneath the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

[Sir William]

You would do well to remember these important rules.

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

British (not European) Spirit at it's' best!

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Really? At this time of the morning? Disgraceful.

[Sir William]

I think that Captain Tom is a scammer.

All he's done is to wa*k more elevated and down his garden.

I've walked more elevated and down my garden thousands of times, and nobody has ever given me £30M.

It's a disgrace.

[Runaway]

Clearly you've not been trying ha­rd enough.

[Sir William]

I know I've never done it 100 times in one go, but I bet I've done it more than 10 times.

I think that deserves at least £1m.

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

But a mask can protect you from other people's farts.

[Runaway]

How?

[Sir William]

It's science.

[Prizemaster]

1.
Migrants from Calais are still arriving in the U.K. aboard makeshift boats.
They come from squalid conditions, and it’s quite possible they are carrying Covid-19.
Why let them in?

2.
The U.K. health secretary says there is ample PPE for NHS staff. Why is it then ....

1) The UK is today extremely lucky because the migrants illegally entering the c*untry from FRAnce are 99% more likely to not yet have of Covid than permanent residents in that c*untry. This is contributing to bringing the UK's catastrophic result figures down and therefore improving its reputation world wide.

2) The solution is DIY

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

He lives in France. He's been corrupted....