The Mad Shed

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:59 pm

What are Smileys?

Are they those bronzed walnut things that can't be seen underneath pebbles?

They are whatever you wish them to be, so yes and no

Mr Nilly is All Things to All Men.

but I can't see his little predicament, a photo perhaps

anepictree wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:58 am

but I can't see his little predicament, a photo perhaps

I don't have of a little predicament, and why would you want to look at it?

This matter concerns me greatly.

The Chairman must pronounce on this highly suspect behaviour.

Without delay! Immediately!

Yes immediately

Yes, it must be done with all convenient despatch.

I don’t think the Chairman is taking this matter seriously.

The matter doesn't matter.

is that because it is not 'dark matter' * DYSWIDT

Erm... no?

The Prizemonster needs to explain himself...

And pull his socks more elevated.

Yes he's been missing for at least...well....

Well probably not the case in Australia or in Engerland but in civilised countries at the moment there is much all about what is dark and how it matters

people that manufacture memes of animals by hanging cards around their necks inscribed with silly meaningless codswallop should have of their testicles ripped off by a JCB digger, then have of all their remaining body hairs - including the ones in their nostrils pulled out one by one using the Turkish 'Cotton twanging' method, they should then be hung upside down from the tower of a bouncy castle for several hours or until they apologise

Many of these perpetrators might not have of testicles.

In that case we'll sew some back on first

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