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PS: You must be a loony to join (but not a simpleton) :wag:
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Fantastic new prizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:14 pm

I wish to thank the Experimental Prizemaster for the large bag of prizes I received today. :yabba: :yabba: :yabba:

All are boons. :bigthumbsup:

I notice that some of them had "For Mr R*unaway" written on them and then crossed out. :magnify: I don't know how that could of have of happened. :search:

I am already using my new discombobulator. :yes: :bigthumbsup: :bounce:
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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:17 pm

I knew it was a mistake to appoint the bumbling ancient fool to that role. :tant:

HOWEVER, I am delighted to thank him for the brand new Rolls Royce Ghost (in red and silver) that has just been delivered by a team of scantily-clad ladies. The registration is SIRW 1, but I'm sure that must be a mixup somewhere and he has simply gott*n his wires crossed.

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:23 pm

It doesn't matter. :no:

Just send the scantily-clad ladies round here when you have of finished with them. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:24 pm

They won't be u­p to much by the time I've finished with them...

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:29 pm

You wouldn't know what to do with them. :snigger:
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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:32 pm

Not all at once, no.
But they have of formed an orderly line and seem perfectly happy to wait to experience the soft leather of the RR's extensive rear seat against their smooth skin. :neener:

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:33 pm

:o :o :wag:
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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:37 pm

Actually, no. You can have of them all. I will not sully my valued relationship by associating with these slim, blonde, beautiful, compliant, soft-skinned, quiet, obedient, undressed ladies.
They're yours. :clap:

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Samantha » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:39 pm

Runaway wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:37 pm
I will not sully my valued relationship by associating with these slim, blonde, beautiful, compliant, soft-skinned, quiet, obedient, undressed ladies.
You'd better not!!! :wag:

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:41 pm

Yikes. :hide:

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:05 pm

Runaway wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:37 pm
Actually, no. You can have of them all. I will not sully my valued relationship by associating with these slim, blonde, beautiful, compliant, soft-skinned, quiet, obedient, undressed ladies.
They're yours. :clap:
:terrified: :terrified:

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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:19 am

:duh: :duh: Oh what a c'ock-vertical!(DYSWIDT?)
:tant: The R.R. was meant for the Chairman, and the rubbish tarts for Mr RunAway, because he likes that kind of thing. (Absolutely hopless taste in sla ..er women) A replacement bonnet will be arranged for your own Roller, Sir W. as soon as I can gett*en down to Pete's dismantlers. There, Thats better than nothing isn't it?... :teddythumb: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Fantastic new prizes

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:46 pm

Thank you - the tarts were most delectable. :wink: :wink:
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