AND another thing...

[Runaway]

6/10 for effort. 2/10 for results.

Must try harder.

Perhaps we should have of a PTOTOOT/MadShed Poetry Competition!

With a large cash pr­ize for me the winner!!

Who's volunteering to organise it?

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Mr Nilly, are you more elevated to it, as a fine upstanding member?

[Willy Nilly]

Just lead me to the parchment and quill my fine feathered friend

[Runaway]

In that case, establish the challenge, lay out the rules, publicise the potential rewards. and go for it!

[Willy Nilly]

But the prizemaster is more suited for contests and prizes. I am just a humble toilet attendant with the very important task of ensuring toilet seats remain more elevated

[Runaway]

Not at all. You are the instrument of creation, the encouragement behind works of poetic art.
The Prizemaster merely allocates priz­es according to the whim of the Judges.

You however bring about supremacy in writing, and beauty in the written word.
Few can achieve such elevated positions.

This is YOUR time, Mr Nilly. Go for it.

[Willy Nilly]

[Runaway]

Create a new topic and invite submissions.
You know you can do this.

And I will be delighted to submit a wo­rk of my own.

In fact, v2 has also agreed to do the same, and believe me that is truly a rare honour.

[Prizemaster]

Now there is a fine thing - Mr RunAway talking about w**k

[Sir William]

[Willy Nilly]

Now there is a fine thing - Mr RunAway talking about w**k

Yes and we're still waiting

[Runaway]

Waiting for what?

Please be specific because my time is limited. It takes a lot of effort to enjoy life here - travel, sun, wine, relaxation, golf, tennis... it's all very tiring you know.

[Prizemaster]

When was the last time you did w**k I don't think much of it goes on over there although I remember there utilised to be a band called Men at w**k - they were fun to watch

[Runaway]

The vast majority is of a mental nature, and research, to produce ongoing income from investments.
This enables a great lifestyle with freedom of travel and the ability to pretty much do what we want.

And quite correct too, after a lifetime of difficult effort.

[Willy Nilly]

Waiting for what?

Please be specific because my time is limited. It takes a lot of effort to enjoy life here - travel, sun, wine, relaxation, golf, tennis... it's all very tiring you know.

Your poetry submission of course. Pay more attention to your own posts

[Runaway]

My own posts? Ha!
I don’t have of time to read that rubbish.

[Sir William]

Neither do we.

[Prizemaster]