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Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:57 pm

That when I'm full of beans and ready to manufacture extremely witty comments in this amazing forum, that you dumb members are asleep and unreceptive?

I think we should be told.

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:43 am

You keep posting things :wag:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:18 am

Someone has to.

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:02 pm

Well I've been in hospital :wag:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:29 pm

So have of I. Just not in recent years.

Anyway, aren't you home now?

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:43 am

Note ‘I’ve been’ does not mean ‘I’m’ :read:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 18, 2021 1:39 am

That’s what I’ve been telling the dumdum Chairman. But does he listen? Nah. Never...
Might just as well try talking to Mr. Tree...

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 18, 2021 3:18 am

‘I’m’ ? :hscratch:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:46 pm

A perfectly valid grammatical construction, I think you’ll discover. :magnify:

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:51 am

But what does it mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:13 pm

We will discover the meaning in this weeks secret codes :hscratch:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:24 pm

Enrapturement will know no bounds. :excited: :yabba: :bounce:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:42 pm

Mine will. Not sure about yours...

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:50 am

Your enrapturement will know bounds? :vconfused:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:55 am

No no no, know no bounds.

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:28 pm

You said your enrapturement will know bounds. :hscratch:

What bounds will it know? :search:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:57 pm

You said "will know no bounds". Not me.

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:51 pm

Let this be a lessen to you. :wag:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:28 pm

May your fervitude be lessened hourly by the squaw on the hippotamus. :rasp:

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:31 pm

No that doesn't w**k yet. :no:

You are premature once more. :wink: :snigger:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:34 pm

I was only premature twice. Due to her sexiness. After that it's been incredible.
I hope she doesn't see this post. She does look sometimes...
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:37 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:34 pm
I was only premature twice. Due to her sexiness.
What did she do? :o
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:41 pm

She held my ***** by its ***** and turned it ***** ***** *** followed by ******ing for a while, then ****ed over and spr****** on the bed with ***** *** ** ***** and ex****** greatly all over the place. I was unable to resist.

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Re: Why is it?

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:49 pm

Do you have the secret code book? :hscratch:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:59 pm

I wrote it.

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