If you think

[Prizemaster]

If you think that the Monty Python 'Black Night' T'is but a scratch sketch is amusing, then please watchh 'The Revenant - it is far funnier and far far far far longer

[Runaway]

I watched the trailer. It’s all blood and guts, and people being eaten by bears. And it’s mostly filmed with the lights off.

Can’t say I’d pay to watch it.

[Sir William]

What do we have to do?

[Runaway]

Just be yourself.

Should keep the Prizemaster happy for a while.

After all, you've known each other long enough to be almost married...

[Sir William]

[Prizemaster]

I watched the trailer. It’s all blood and guts, and people being eaten by bears. And it’s mostly filmed with the lights off.

Can’t say I’d pay to watch it.

eaten by bears, shot through by injuns, falling off cliffs, being hit by the wife and chopped at with an axe - It manufactures 'Touching the void' look like kindergarten stuff

Mr RunAway? have of you touched the void?

[Runaway]

Mr RunAway? have of of you touched the void?

I manufactured it to Australia. That's a pretty void continent, as in mostly empty.

[Prizemaster]

not that empty, there's drop bears funnel webs, black widows and man eating kangaroos

[Runaway]

That's very true. Keep telling people that, and they will stay away and let us enjoy it in peace.

Incidentally...

[Sir William]

not that empty, there's drop bears funnel webs, black widows and man eating kangaroos

A man eating kangaroos?

[Runaway]

You can buy kangaroo steaks, no problem. I've never tried one though.

[Sir William]

They're not for eating though.

[Prizemaster]

They're not for eating though.

That's why they're called mistaekes

[Runaway]

Oh dear.