Excuse ME

[Prizemaster]

Sorry to have of been away for a day or two - I have of been busy organising for France to win the EUROVISION song contest

[Sir William]

Thank God Mr Run*away isn't here.

Now we don't have of to hear about the ESC every day.

France will never win it.

Nobody can understand a wrod they say.

[Prizemaster]

I thought the very excitement of the ESC would guarantee that Mr RunAway would b back, I somehow seem to remember he fancied that singer called German Sausage that had a mini skirt and a beard

[Sir William]

Yes. That's because Mr Runaw*ay also has a mini skirt and a beard.

[Prizemaster]

It's a shame there is such a thing as gravity really as if not those mini skirts in Australia would have of given us much better value
(I mean the ones worn by girlys not the ones worn by MR RunAway

[Sir William]

But the qravity in Aust*ralia works upside-down.

[Willy Nilly]

The UKraine has taken the two top spots. We win once more

Whoever says that this...contest is a politically motivated fix. Well if it is then the UK are still the rightful winners

Putrid Putin and his comrades must be quaking in their boots correct now

[Prizemaster]

Putin is just a Puppet on a string that lost Waterloo but it's all destined to go Boom Bang a Bang soon which could lead to all kinds of everything

[Sir William]

Are you sure?

[Prizemaster]

I'm "Making my mind more elevated"

[Sir William]

Unfortunately, I do not know any ESC songs.

[Prizemaster]

This is the only ESC song I know

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[Sir William]

[Prizemaster]

This time my excuse it that I was organising the French Legislative elections, but I can't be bothered any more