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Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:11 pm

The following words are banned on this site, and must not be utilised :wag: (except by me):

Bungal*w
Wal*paper (only banned for new and inexperienced members)
Scrulbs
Ball Bearings
Al*ngside
Nwazules
Belgium
Bulldo*zer
Cabb*age
Penc*l
b*lldozer
gott*n
enl*rgement
ni*ple
Entabla*ture
Meal
Evapor*ate
Evening
Dine
Portio*n
Bath
En*velope
Garage
Breakfast*ed
Luncheonmonge*r
Interlude
Math
Sanitaryw*are
Belvedere :wag: :o

Please let us know of any other words which you think should be banned. There is no time to lose.

The following words will be banned on this site after 1st September, and then once more after 1st November.

Sardines
Effectual
Rub-A-Dub
Friction
Bonkers
Pumice
Benedictus
Burdensome
Sportage. :puke:
Encapsulate
Cortege
Rest*auranteur
Munge
P*ompadour :wag:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm

Important Reminder: :wag:

It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc. :stop:

We should always type our society name in full and with pride, and not shorten it; as that will manufacture it look frivolous and silly. :thumbd:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:17 pm

:oops:
That should have been the "embarrassed" emoticon.
What have you done to it? :o

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:25 pm

:hscratch:
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Two Smileys had the same name. :yes:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:30 pm

You only had ONE thing to do...
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:32 pm

Ooops - I've done a lot more than that. :hide:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:34 pm

I know. I had to fix all that before I could get-go my stuff. :snigger:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:38 pm

:yikes: I didn't know you were going to get-go your stuff. :cantlook:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:42 pm

I bet I can get-go my stuff faster than you can get-go your RR.

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:55 pm

So do I. :wink:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:14 am

Cun*ing plan :hurry:
Bucket :puke:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:38 am

I see Mr Penis Nilly is testing the defences... :o

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:32 pm

My name is not penis Nilly, it is Penis Nilly :yell: :bash:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:34 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:35 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:34 pm
:hscratch:
It says 'Penis Nilly, Slightly Silly'. :search:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:36 pm

:cantlook:

I also demand the word "penis" to be banned and replaced with something more socially acceptable :thumbd:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:38 pm

Be careful what you wish for. :wink:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:40 pm

Even when I try edit it out, I still lose with this last edited by feature :doh:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:54 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:36 pm
I also demand the word "penis" to be banned and replaced with something more socially acceptable :thumbd:
In some circles a penis is VERY socially acceptable. :D

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:00 pm

You know of such circles then do you Mr. Runaway? :hscratch:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:05 pm

Yes, I bet he does. :wink:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:33 pm

I'm staying out of this. :hide:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:52 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:33 pm
I'm staying out of this. :hide:
:bounce: :bounce: I'll bet that's not what his Hampton says......... :bounce: :bounce: :snigger:

:ho: :ho: ........And I would like to put in a plea for the word "Scrulbs" to be rehabilitated. :yes: :yes:
:read: :read: It is indeed a very versatile word, and one never knows when one may be required to apply it in an elucidatory context in a sentence. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :thumbu: :thumbu:
:wave: :wave: As an afterthought, would it not be fortuitous to ban the word Ik*a on the grounds of it's inanity, and subversive connotations? :puke:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:50 am

The Doctor speaks wise words (for once). :thumbu:

Other words that are unsuitable for the younger members of this forum include:

Criddles

Low fat

Watney's

Queen

Bazooka

Trump

Aspirated

When will this outrageous situation be addressed by our bountiful Chairman?

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:34 am

SCRULBS :yabba: :yabba: :clap:
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