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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:13 am

Promulgate.

Lift and separate.

Globe.

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:03 pm

I remember those terrible lift-and-separate days. :thumbd:

Whomever thought of that? :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:04 pm

I bet you’re glad you’ve since lost weight. :snigger:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:06 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:01 pm

Mr RunAway although he lost weight it transpires that all the female hormones that they put in his pork pies mean that he still has the Man Boobs so has to wear the appliance even now :magnify: :hide: :D

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Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:34 pm

:search: :vconfused:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:48 am

our Chairman wears an appliance? I thought the rulebook stated that the current Chairman must be free of all artificial appendages. :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:36 pm

I don't even have of any appendages. :mad:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:43 pm

Mr Tree seems to know otherwise.
And he should know... :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:59 pm

Return to the topic last visited. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:07 pm

Mr Tree, please clarify this somewhat unusual and rather disconcerting matter. Thank you. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:53 pm

Delete all bored biscuits. :wag: :mad: :mad:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:33 am

Mr W.C. Chairmans oversized appendages are supported in a playtex cross your heart appliance :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:48 am

I knew it!

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:00 am

:oops:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:28 pm

Well that's cleared that one more elevated :cantlook:
Now moving onto other stories.

What appliance does Mr RunAway wear, personally I wear a Zanussi :excited:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:13 am

I have of just found out that all my appliances are unbranded replicas manufactured in China. For this I propose a censor on the word c*untry, all because of China :yell:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:09 pm

This is all down to the Prizemaster's meddling. :mad:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:23 pm

:oops: :silence:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:43 pm

Sir William wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm
Important Reminder: :wag:

It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc. :stop:

We should always type our society name in full and with pride, and not shorten it; as that will manufacture it look frivolous and silly. :thumbd:
This is indupitably sensible, and if any member should transgress this rule (sent from on high) (our Beloved Chairman), he (or she) shall be cast into the eternal darkness, to be roasted on the flames of that place down below whose name I am unable to utter for reasons of self-preservation and just in case it actually exists, which I doubt, but I'd like to hedge my bets and keep a metaphorical foot in each camp as it were. Not that "camp" implies any tendency to jolly attitudes, far from it, in fact some of my best friends are jolly, well actually none are, but it gets me a gett*en Out Of Jail cardboard in case the loony left come a-knocking, which they won't cos they won't be able to discover me in this insanely huge continent(clue: QLD at the moment) OOOPS there's a giveaway OMG what AM I saying...


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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:23 pm

Ptotoot :hscratch:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:03 pm

:search:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:18 pm

Sounds like he's being a portion of a luncheonmong*r to me :hide:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:35 pm

luncheonmong*r ??? :hscratch:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:55 pm

A luncheonmonger? :terrified: :terrified:

What are we going to do?? :yikes: :yikes:
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