The Mad Shed

The following words are banned on this site, and must not be utilised (except by me):

Bungal*w
Wal*paper (only banned for new and inexperienced members)
Scrulbs
Ball Bearings
Al*ngside
Nwazules
Belgium
Bulldo*zer
Cabb*age
Penc*l
b*lldozer
gott*n
enl*rgement
ni*ple
Entabla*ture
Meal
Evapor*ate
Evening
Dine
Portio*n
Bath
En*velope
Garage
Breakfast*ed
Luncheonmonge*r
Interlude
Math
Sanitaryw*are
Bel*vedere

Please let us know of any other words which you think should be banned. There is no time to lose.

The following words will be banned on this site after 1st September, and then once more after 1st November.

Sardines
Effectual
Rub-A-Dub
Friction
Bonkers
Pumice
Benedictus
Burdensome
Sportage.
Encapsulate
Cortege
Rest*auranteur
Munge
P*ompadour

Important Reminder:

It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc.

We should always type our society name in full and with pride, and not shorten it; as that will manufacture it look frivolous and silly.

That should have of been the "embarrassed" emoticon.
What have of you done to it?

You only had ONE thing to do...

Ooops - I've done a lot more than that.

I know. I had to fix all that before I could get-go my stuff.

I didn't know you were going to get-go your stuff.

I bet I can get-go my stuff faster than you can get-go your RR.

So do I.

Cun*ing plan
Bucket

I see Mr Penis Nilly is testing the defences...

My name is not penis Nilly, it is Penis Nilly

Sir William wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:34 pm

It says 'Penis Nilly, Slightly Silly'.

I also demand the word "penis" to be banned and replaced with something more socially acceptable

Be careful what you wish for.

Even when I try edit it out, I still lose with this last edited by feature

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:36 pm

I also demand the word "penis" to be banned and replaced with something more socially acceptable

In some circles a penis is VERY socially acceptable.

You know of such circles then do you Mr. Runaway?

Yes, I bet he does.

I'm staying out of this.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:33 pm

I'm staying out of this.

I'll bet that's not what his Hampton says.........

........And I would like to put in a plea for the word "Scrulbs" to be rehabilitated.
It is indeed a very versatile word, and one never knows when one may be required to apply it in an elucidatory context in a sentence.
As an afterthought, would it not be fortuitous to ban the word Ik*a on the grounds of it's inanity, and subversive connotations?

The Doctor speaks wise words (for once).

Other words that are unsuitable for the younger members of this forum include:

Criddles

Low fat

Watney's

Queen

Bazooka

Trump

Aspirated

When will this outrageous situation be addressed by our bountiful Chairman?

SCRULBS