Banned words on this site

[Doctor Cheery]

I think we should site our new MadShed office on Bel*vedere Boulevard.

Is that in M-K?
Anyway, you will probably need to gett*en Council permission first, though!

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Anyway, you will probably need to gett*en Council permission first, though!

I can deal with Councils. No worries.
And over-zealous censors.

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[Sir William]

Americans please note that the following spellings are banned on this site (part 1 of 12):

accessorize
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accessorizing
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To be continued.........

[Doctor Cheery]

Can we go home now, please, Sir?

[Sir William]

I woulldn't go home yet if I were you.

[Doctor Cheery]

Woulldn't
(Damned apostrophies!)

But you're not me!
Otherwise you would be desirous of returning to your domicile.

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....and not hitting yourself over the head with a frying pan..

[Runaway]

(Damned apostrophies!)

Apostrophes.

[Doctor Cheery]

Aspergic obsessionist!

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Don't forget, the loftiest fall the hardest, furthest, and the most spectacularly!

[Runaway]

Aspergic bassoonist!

[Sir William]

Apostrophes.

Apostrophe's.

Always needed after a vowel.

[Runaway]

I apologise most profusely. In fact I'm shaken to my bone's.

[Sir William]

Mr Runaway - Your censoring of the word 'ejected rectum waste' only works for the noun form.

It doesn't w**k for the verb form:

It's about time I had a ejected rectum waste'.

Nor the adjective form:

'This is a ejected rectum waste forum'

What are you going to do about this disastrous state of affairs?

You have of totally ejected rectum waste the job more elevated.

[Runaway]

Fixed.

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After a fashion...

By the direction, when are we to be subjected to the other 11 pages of your word list?

[Sir William]

Fixed?

In what direction?

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Where are the other 11 pages?

[Sir William]

Do members really want to see them?

[Runaway]

Probably not. But it'll keep you out of trouble for a while.

[Prizemaster]

Amen

[Sir William]

Let the Lord be Praised.

[Runaway]

I've been a very naughty boy.

Yes you have of.

[Sir William]

You have of commited wicked crimes, the like of which we haven't seen since yesterday.

[Prizemaster]