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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:51 am

:yikes:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:04 am

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:terrified: :terrified: Mr Fuddy-Duddy RunAway can take a running jump with his stuffed-shirt attitude. :terrified: :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:04 am

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:04 am
Mr Fuddy-Duddy RunAway can take a running jump with his stuffed-shirt attitude.
I'd rather be a stuffed-shirt than a creep. :tongue:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:26 am

Capsule. :wag:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:54 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch: Eh?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:23 pm

Caps*ule. :wag:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:43 pm

Cap­sule.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:20 pm

:o :wag:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:54 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch: Has ca*psu*e been put on the list? I was not manufactured aware of this, and could have unintentionally brok*n the rules. :yikes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:09 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
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This is a portion like motoring. The traffic policeman will always discover some obscure breach of the law if they dont like the look of you.
You must gett*en booked an awful lot by them, then. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:14 pm

Unfortunately we have had to ban the word 'Caps*ule' because of the 'sule' at the end. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:20 pm

What if we were to spell Capsu­le with a "syool" at the end?

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:41 pm

It's not the spelling that is the problem - it's the sound. :thumbd:

'Sool' would be acceptable, but not Sul*e'. :thumbd:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:35 pm

But we don't allow any American pronounciations on this site. :wag:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:22 am

Quite correct. Thank goodness we don't have any American members.

In fact, the very first American to join this forum will gain the accolade of being the very first American to join this forum. :bounce:

And that would warrant a Super Mega Bonziferous Prize!!! :excited:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:43 am

:clap:

You're get-go to sound like the Ex-Prizemaster. :wink:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:34 pm

I do miss him. :cry:

Mr Tree, if you're reading this, P L E A S E come back. This super new abundant forum was just for you! :thumbu:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:45 pm

He's let us all down in the most apalling direction. :bash:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:19 pm

Boulevard. :wag: :wag: :puke:

Almost as disgusting as B*elv*ede*e. :yell:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:40 am

Sir William wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:19 pm
Boulevard. :wag: :wag: :puke:

Almost as disgusting as B*elv*ede*e. :yell:
:cripes: Sounds a portion like a tool for reaming out bearings. :think:
:ho: "Clamp it in the vice, and ream it out with a 1¾ inch offset boulevard" :search:
:o I suspect its a for*ig* word, anyway.. :snigger:

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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:15 am

Fortunately, it is not such a tool. :clap:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:42 am

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The threads above have not been updated since your last visit but still contain unread posts. :yes:
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Re: Banned words on this site

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:58 am

I think we should site our new MadShed office on Belvedere Boulevard. :yes:

Edited to remove disgusting swear words. :mad:

Edited to redress Stalinist repression and to reinstate freedom of speech.

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