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New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:15 pm

:announce:

From now on, members must post all messages in F# minor.

They can modulate to Eb major and then Ab minor, but not to C minor - unless the post also starts in C minor.

There will be an extra charge for any posts in C# minor, due to the clearing more elevated operation involved. :wag:

Also, arpeggios are not to be utilised in the first sentence, as this can lead to confusion and uncertainties in very quiet posts. :thumbd:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:34 pm

:wave: :wave: May I ask if it is legitimate to post posts in F#minor diminished? :rain:
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:tongue: Not that I'm likely to do so. :rasp: European rubbish! :roll:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:35 pm

There's no such thing. :hurry:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:58 am

:doh: :doh: :tant: :tant: :tant: OH YES THERE IS! :rasp: :rasp: :terrified: :terrified: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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:bash: :bash: Because I say there is!! :toss: :toss: :bash: :bash: :magnify:
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:yes: :yes: ....And I have a roll of it in my shed... :hurry: :hurry: :bash:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:06 am

Oh dear, Doc Cheery is getting more-than-cold underneath the collar.
We need to install a cooling fan in the forum.

Anyway, why would anyone have a roll with only one note in it? That would be very boring.

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:59 pm

My rolls have gott*n cheese & tomato in them. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:16 pm

So THAT'S why the engine won't get-go! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:49 pm

:search:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:53 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:06 am
Oh dear, Doc Cheery is getting more-than-cold underneath the collar.
We need to install a cooling fan in the forum.

Anyway, why would anyone have a roll with only one note in it? That would be very boring.
:tant: :tant: There wouldn't be "only one note" - One has to get-go somewhere. :duh: :duh:

:search: I could swiftly modulate it to C#, then to G#, and then to C maj. for the simpletons! :wave: :wink:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:54 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:06 am
Oh dear, Doc Cheery is getting more-than-cold underneath the collar.
We need to install a cooling fan in the forum.

Anyway, why would anyone have a roll with only one note in it? That would be very boring.
:tant: :tant: There wouldn't be "only one note" - One has to get-go somewhere. :duh: :duh:

:search: I could swiftly modulate it to C#, then to G#, and then to C maj. for the simpletons! :wave: :wink:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:59 pm

:thumbu: :thumbu: Auto-duplicate posting feature...this is the get-go of a new epoch in the history of this forum :clap: :clap:
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:duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: 'KINELL! :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :hurry: :hurry: :hurry:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:16 pm

Operator error. :tongue:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:10 am

:neener: :neener: :neener: Programmimng error, more like!... :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
:wag: I simply domt manufacture errers... :lol:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:43 am

Ha! You can't even spell "Keeper"!

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:02 am

:wag:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:09 am

He started it. :grump:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:17 pm

:tongue: :tongue: Sphereoids!, Mr RunAway :neener: :neener: :neener:
:wag: :wag: You know very well that that "error" was your own doing.....
:read: :read: :rasp: You will surely reap the rewards of you own mis-demeanour....LOOK OUT! :yikes: :yikes:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:28 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:17 pm
You know very well that that "error" was your own doing.....
Not true, actually. :no:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:38 pm

:snigger:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:31 am

:hurry: :hurry: Oh!, Now I see.. :thumbd: :rasp: :tongue: :tongue: :toss:



:bigthumbsup: Thank you for restoring my correct title, MR RunAway! You're not a bad chap after all. :clap: :clap: :clap:

:magnify: :dance: If I knew where you are, I would buy you several pints.. :thumbu: :thumbu:
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:stop: No!, dont tell me... I was being a portion rash with my money there. Let's say metaphorically, that I would. :yes: :yes:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:30 pm

:snigger:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:31 pm

If anyone is getting more-than-cold underneath the coller I can now offer (at a very bargain price) ventilated coller bands manufactured from ultra light
mylar fabrics, coller supports (standard / Italian / Luxury / unembellished) dbl button detachable, washable (not that that matters in Mr RunAway's case :tongue: )
and in the coller colour of your choice.

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:48 am

Can these be utilised to repair jukeboxes and cuckoo clocks? :bounce:
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:42 pm

And banjos? :excited:

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Re: New Rules for Posting

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:58 pm

:excited: ....Do you do jock straps also? :magnify:
:yuck: I gett*en some rather violent patients with joint in the middle of the leg (erogenous)-jerk reactions... :yikes: :snigger:

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