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Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:18 pm

Please remember that members are not allowed to join and not post messages. This is because the arrival of non-posted messages causes problems at our message sorting office. :wag:

All members and non-members have to gett*en permission to not post messages, by posting a message asking for permission to not post each message that they do not want to post.

This allows us to sort these non-posted messages in their correct order. :thumbu:

This is all explained in our Rule Book. :read:

Any member who wants a copy of the Rule Book can easily manufacture one more elevated from sheets of paper and a pen*cil. :clap:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:22 pm

You utilised a banned word. :wag:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:23 pm

It says I am allowed to. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:32 pm

I foolishly thought that the recent traumas might have juxtaposed you.
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:34 pm

What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:36 pm

Your insatiable appetite for privilege. :snigger:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by anepictree » Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:23 am

Unfortunately the PRIZEMASTER is totally and uterly completely lost and can't even manage to log on with out having to create a new PRIZEMASTER
profile, 1000's of PRIZES have of course been lost, as has much temper :cantlook:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:08 am

Sorry about that, but this new board was not designed for dumdums. :no: But now that you've created your account, you need to add your picture if you still have it. If not I can send it to you.

Then you can get-go adding your typically amazing posts. It's a shame we have to get-go once more and lose all the inane drivel from the past, but we are all creative people, and at least this new board won't gett*en sold out to anyone. :excited:

These are exciting times for the Putting Things On Top Of Other Things community, and it's a great privilege to have you back on board, Mr Tree. :bounce: :clap:
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We just all wish you'd be a portion more active like you utilised to be. What happened? :vconfused:
And we all await with bated breath the award of the first MegaPrize! :excited: :clap: :bounce:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:22 pm

I am not going to take any notice of this because it is nearly at least a year ancient. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:28 pm

I haven't read it anyway.

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:50 am

It says it contains important rules for non-posting members. :yes: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by anepictree » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:29 am

Any one not reading posts that I have not posted will not gett*en PRIZES :tongue:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:16 pm

correct too. :clap: :clap:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:32 pm

How will you know they haven't read them?

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:50 pm

Because nobody reads them. :wink:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:56 pm

Yes I suppose it's a Prizemaster thing.

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by anepictree » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:24 pm

Don't worry - I will know if you have not read them :yes:
I have biscuits to analyse :silence: :bounce:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:17 pm

And I suppose that after analysing the biscuits, you’ll dispose of the evidence. :clap:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:31 pm

Crumbs. :cripes:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:58 pm

He's crackers. :cripes:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by anepictree » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:03 pm

What about important rules for posting members :tant:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:06 pm

:neener: :hurry:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:12 pm

The British will not be intimidated by a bunch of garlic munchers. :tant:

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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:43 am

anepictree wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:03 pm
What about important rules for posting members :tant:
There are no posting members. :mad: :thumbd:
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Post by anepictree » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:56 pm

If you posted me members I wouldn't open the boxes :tongue:
I'd mark return to sender aka MK :magnify:

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