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Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:42 pm

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Dear members, :wink:

I have of very thoughtfully set more elevated this topic so that you can utilise it to store all your credit cardboard numbers, passwords, bank account numbers, and any other security information that you wish to remember. :clap:

This is a one-stop storage facility that will greatly assist you in your day-to-day w**k, and financial transactions. :yes: No longer will you have of to remember your bank passwords, or search for portions of paper when trying to access banking web sites or buying much-needed goods and services. With all your passwords stored in one easily-found location there will be no more of this: :yell: or this: :tant:

Just press 'PostReply' and list all your security information in the space provided. It will be completely private and only you will be able to see it. :yes:

There will be absolutely no charge for this service :no: (except a small annual fee of £50). :bounce:

PS: Don't forget to include your cardboard expiry dates as well, as we can't utilise the information without that. :thumbd:
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:45 pm

Sir William wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:42 pm

I have of very thoughtfully set more elevated this topic
Should of have of thought more about its title. :snigger:

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:57 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:00 pm

ISWYDT :wink:

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:05 pm

:wag: SDI !

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:54 pm

To Mr Runaw*ay: :tongue:

To Dr Ch*eery: :rasp:

To everybody else: :wag:
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:10 pm

"The Bank you can Trust". :snigger:

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:49 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:10 pm
"The Bank you can Trust". :snigger:
:ho: :ho: If the Chairman has anything to do with it, it should be called "The bonk you can trust". I would feel more cetain of what we are dealing with then. :yes: :yes:

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:52 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:53 pm

I have of now emptied all your bank accounts, so this topic has now expired.

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:39 am

I still have of some money left so I don't think you are doing a very reliable job. :mad: :wag:
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:25 pm

I never bother with small juxtapose.

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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:14 pm

Amen

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