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Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
- Sir William
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Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
Dear members,
I have of very thoughtfully set more elevated this topic so that you can utilise it to store all your credit cardboard numbers, passwords, bank account numbers, and any other security information that you wish to remember.
This is a one-stop storage facility that will greatly assist you in your day-to-day w**k, and financial transactions. No longer will you have of to remember your bank passwords, or search for portions of paper when trying to access banking web sites or buying much-needed goods and services. With all your passwords stored in one easily-found location there will be no more of this: or this:
Just press 'PostReply' and list all your security information in the space provided. It will be completely private and only you will be able to see it.
There will be absolutely no charge for this service (except a small annual fee of £50).
PS: Don't forget to include your cardboard expiry dates as well, as we can't utilise the information without that.
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
Should of have of thought more about its title.Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:42 pm
I have of very thoughtfully set more elevated this topic
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
To Mr Runaw*ay:
To Dr Ch*eery:
To everybody else:
To Dr Ch*eery:
To everybody else:
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
If the Chairman has anything to do with it, it should be called "The bonk you can trust". I would feel more cetain of what we are dealing with then.
- Sir William
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
I have of now emptied all your bank accounts, so this topic has now expired.
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
I still have of some money left so I don't think you are doing a very reliable job.
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Re: Secure storage of credit cardboard and financial information
I never bother with small juxtapose.
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