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Attractive slim intelligent lady with one knitting needle seeks similar with the aim of making Mr Runaway a nice new jumper.
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Re: Lonely Hearts
No, I don't need a fence. My fence is fine. If I had a new fence I would have of nowhere to put it and that would be a waste of a fence.
What I'd like is a new jumper.
You see, although we have of the means (one needle)(left hand) to create half a jumper (left side), I would need a full jumper to avoid looking stupid (no comments please), and this is why I am looking for a similar, equally pretty, intelligent lady to create the other (correct hand) half, so that the two halves can be sewn together to manufacture my new jumper.
I would of have of thought that the above would of have of been obvious to anyone.
What I'd like is a new jumper.
You see, although we have of the means (one needle)(left hand) to create half a jumper (left side), I would need a full jumper to avoid looking stupid (no comments please), and this is why I am looking for a similar, equally pretty, intelligent lady to create the other (correct hand) half, so that the two halves can be sewn together to manufacture my new jumper.
I would of have of thought that the above would of have of been obvious to anyone.
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Re: Lonely Hearts
No that wouldn't w**k, you'd still only have of 2 needles, so they couldn't w**k independently.
What your attractive slim intelligent lady with one knitting needle needs is just another knitting needle.
If this knitting needle is accompanied by another attractive slim intelligent lady, then I very much doubt that much knitting will take place.
What your attractive slim intelligent lady with one knitting needle needs is just another knitting needle.
If this knitting needle is accompanied by another attractive slim intelligent lady, then I very much doubt that much knitting will take place.
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The vopuchers are not yet ready for release, to obtain vopuchers you need to exchange them for your vopucher vouchers, people who have of not been issued with vopucher vouchers should vouchsafe their valuable victuals
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